Would you survive the Zombie apocalypse

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Would you survive?

  1. Definitely.

    10.9%
  2. Not sure.

    9.1%
  3. Perhaps?

    18.2%
  4. No ( o_o)

    49.1%
  5. There's a world outside?

    12.7%
  6. *EATS ZOMBIES*

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    0.0%
  1. TotallyNotAnAlien

    TotallyNotAnAlien Not an alien!

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    I'll probably survive on the other team. I think most of us here should join their team.
     
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  2. UndyingSLIME10295

    UndyingSLIME10295 [•Figment of your Imagination•]

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    Go read The One-Eyed Zombie Emperor....
     
  3. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 『Abyss Scion』『Epiphron』『Tempestarius』

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    Anyhow if it were me, chances were slim but I would take advantage of two things that would afford the biggest benefits. Noise and Height. The higher you are somewhere the longer it will take for zombies to reach you, noise attracts them, so gunfire will be key. Honestly, would rather just go to a steel factory or something to smelt them all down.
     
  4. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Your first mistake is assuming i haven't yet. :blobpeek: There's at least 3 graphical porn ones on here.
     
  5. Kiss

    Kiss {Cutie of the Chaos Family}

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    Already that the basic life is really depressing and anxiety-provoking, miss more than zombies are there ... Suicide ~
     
  6. UndyingSLIME10295

    UndyingSLIME10295 [•Figment of your Imagination•]

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    TELL MEEEE!!!!!!
     
  7. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    red eyes, zombie master, only i
    The only parts of the titles i remember. There's also a good one on storiesonline set in an apocalypse but he doesn't bang zombies.
    I Became a Hero in a Pandemic
    Only I Am Not Attacked In A World Overflowing With Zombies
    The Bloodshot One-Eyed Zombie Emperor
    Zombie Master
    edit for sauce.
     
  8. UndyingSLIME10295

    UndyingSLIME10295 [•Figment of your Imagination•]

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    I've read all of these.....(-_-)
     
  9. Baldingere

    Baldingere Roseau pensant

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    survival is overrated anyways~
     
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  10. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 『Abyss Scion』『Epiphron』『Tempestarius』

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    @elengee Stop trying to find ways to bang zombies.
     
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  11. Deadmantellnotales

    Deadmantellnotales rebmeM nwonK-lleW

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    I'm pretty confident of me surviving. Unless I do something cocky or became overconfident.

    If a zombie outbreak happens then, I will go to the nearest military barracks which is about 5 km away from my home. It is on top of a hill with a fence and hard to climb slop, so defending will be easy, they have their own farm and food stockpile. If that didn't work out, I can always go to the jetty and there always some trawlers anchored and they are always manned. So, I can hitch a ride to an island nearby which is about 300 km away.
     
  12. Aachiin0914

    Aachiin0914 ☼Sunnyshies☼

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    I'm too cowardly to kill myself, but if Zombie apocalypse really come, then I want to experienced it first.

    But I won't live in it to see the end.

    Too lazy.

    A NEET will surely not want to suffer such harsh condition. Hehehe...
     
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  13. Robbini

    Robbini Logical? Illogical? Random? Or Just Unique?

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    The real questions are, how long and how will you eventually die?

    Because, unless the actual zombie cause can be be cured pretty quickly or a quarantine is activated and actually effective, the zombieapocalypse is never over (well, you could consider it over if all the humans die and zombies die, technically)

    A bunch of questions of :
    • Where did it start?
    • How is it spreading?
    • What type of zombies?
    • Was it noticed quickly?
    • How quickly did they track down the first outbreak and anyone even near it ?
    • Have the idiots become smarter compared to the covid pandemic?
    etc.
    Would probably change the odds a lot.

    I mean, I live in the countryside in a country with universal male conscription, low population and somewhat decent self-sustainance.

    If it started within our borders, it better be runners or our capital region with the amount of population there to pose a serious threat of wiping us out most likely, anything else could be dealt with in regards to the actual zombies. The societal impact however...
     
  14. Aki Aki

    Aki Aki Aki Aki Aki Aki Aki ⚓️

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    Because it says Indian in your profile, is it "burra thintunnavu"? (Telugu):blobpeek:
     
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  15. UndyingSLIME10295

    UndyingSLIME10295 [•Figment of your Imagination•]

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    ?????
     
  16. Aki Aki

    Aki Aki Aki Aki Aki Aki Aki ⚓️

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    Sorry, I was just guessing the language. It is a famous saying in my mother tongue so we are mostly from the same place.
     
  17. UndyingSLIME10295

    UndyingSLIME10295 [•Figment of your Imagination•]

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    Ohhhh, what does it mean?
     
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  18. Aki Aki

    Aki Aki Aki Aki Aki Aki Aki ⚓️

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    It means "eating your brain" literally. It's used when someone is annoying you a lot. They say something like, stop eating my brain.
     
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  19. UndyingSLIME10295

    UndyingSLIME10295 [•Figment of your Imagination•]

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    *Shining eyes* teach me more...
     
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  20. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    No, but it's an idiom common to many Indian languages, so I'm not surprised that it has an equivalent in your language. :blobhighfive: