Eternal Live... but at what cost?

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Eternal life and eternal virgin, would you accept?

  1. Yes! Gladly! Forever Alone let's gooo!

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  2. No... I don't wanna be called virgin anymore...

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  3. I would rather be both a mortal and a virgin thank you

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  1. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    So here's the deal.
    Some kind of higher supernatural being gives you an offer:

    You'll live forever, but you will also be a virgin forever as long as you live.

    Would you take the deal?

    For me it's simple, in about 50 - 100 years Elon Musk Neo Ex 2.0 will probably invent a very realistic VR device with VR Anime Cat Girlfriend pre-installed in it.

    So, between the chance of maybe getting laid by an ugly 3D real woman in the next 5 to 50 years and getting virtually laid by an Anime Cat Girl in the next 50 - 100 years I would gladly put on a chastity belt and become the grand master wizard.

    Also yes, losing your virginity in VR doesn't count as losing your virginity in real life no matter how realistic it is.

    Anyway that's my answer, what would your answer be?
    Also, what would you be willing to trade for an eternal life?
     
  2. Fossil

    Fossil 「Spooky」「Scary」「Skeleton」

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    I'm no longer a virgin, so therefore I cannot accept.
     
  3. Bad Storm

    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    I never wanted an eternal life.
     
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  4. Ahodesuga

    Ahodesuga °˖✧Aho desu ga, Nani ka?✧˖° 《Liking Fiend》

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    Yes~ I want to be an eternal existence~
     
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  5. Ratatoskr

    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    Nah man, eternal life mean i still have to work for food, rent, internet, clothes for as long as i live. Let me retire in peace after working long hours.
     
  6. AryaX

    AryaX Less-Known Member

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    While I am not eager to die anytime soon, and while there "may" never come a day when I will feel like: Ok... I've had enough! I would like to die now! ... still, thats just my nasty ass human instincts telling me to keep on torturing my self... and looking at my current situation and future prospects... I can't see this pathetic human life that I am currently living as something worth continuing forever, nor this rock as somewhere where I would like to stay forever...

    I would much rather get isekai'ed as a succubus in some awesome hentai land... :D
     
  7. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Meh, living forever without the downsides is already a pain in the titties. Now you have to be a virgin too? Fuck now. Eternal life is already a curse, it is not a boon in any way imaginable. Ai-chan would shove that being's offer up his tail pipe for sure. No hesitation necessary.
     
  8. Ddraig

    Ddraig Frostfire Dragon|Retired lurker|FFF|Loved by RNG

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    Yes. There is genuinely no downside
     
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  9. Raven Evernight

    Raven Evernight But they never just accepted me for the way I was…

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    But I’m not a virgin are you going to unanal my arse? Uncock my mouth? Cleanse my internal body of all the cum that’s been in it?
     
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  10. SpearOfLies

    SpearOfLies [Lucky Dad][Has a lovely daughter]

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    *tentacles noises*
     
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    Elementarteilchen Well-Known Member

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    The real question is, how would the supernatural being protect my virginity?
     
  12. Ahodesuga

    Ahodesuga °˖✧Aho desu ga, Nani ka?✧˖° 《Liking Fiend》

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    To the point and funny. I give it a 9/10.
     
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  13. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 『Abyss Scion』『Epiphron』『Tempestarius』

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    Eternal Life does not equal eternal youth or immortality. So no. You can still grow old and you can still go through a load of bull. Shoot you could just be a brain and you'd still be living, no? There are so many downsides to this already.
     
  14. Kansuou

    Kansuou Song of Lone Indifference.

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    Obviously by taking it for itself.
     
  15. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 『Abyss Scion』『Epiphron』『Tempestarius』

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    Oh that's a good one, it would have to take all virginities then so anal, oral, and all the others. So this entity would be like Molag Bal. And that you're suggesting that one would have to be in essence raped to attain eternal life.
     
  16. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    I guess like that one anime where a dead girl put magical chastity belt on some other anime girl, I forget it's name...

    Also, wow eternal life isn't as popular as I thought.

    I find that knowing what kind of stupid things humanity would invent or do for the next hundreds of years would be pretty awesome.

    I mean even just 100 years ago people think talking with other people across the globe would be the norm in the future and everyone is eager to do it. Fast forward 100 years later we have an even better technology, but people would prefer you text them instead of calling them much less doing video call.
     
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  17. Yakinori

    Yakinori Human

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    Staying a virgin is fine but living for eternity? A big NO
     
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  18. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 『Abyss Scion』『Epiphron』『Tempestarius』

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    Oh so you lost your behind virginity?
     
  19. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    You mean that I not only would be forced to see my boyfriend die, I'd also be unable to have sex with him?

    @HELL NO. Eternal life is bad enougb without being unable to have sex.
     
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  20. God slayer

    God slayer Retired God Slayer

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    Same I'm willing to trade everyone I know for eternal life