Discussion Bash a Brick Against Your Head

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Halcyon Observer, Jun 8, 2021.

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One day, Skullie decided to take revenge, and they managed to corner you! What do you do?

  1. *noms skullie*

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  2. Retaliate! I am a proud Platinum Fitness Member of Bobabro Fitness.

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  3. I really really like Nanahira.

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  4. Sacrifice God Slayer the Marshmallow and throw them as far as you can away from you.

    13.3%
  5. Ask for a truce, and offer to beat up Justabot the Heinous together instead.

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  6. Press the nearby big red button to ask AliceShiki as defenstration support.

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  7. Call 911. Or FBI Agent Joseph B. Wagner. Or both.

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  8. Bribe with Nuffies.

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  9. Accept your defeat and following death. It's a Nommer-nom-Nommer world.

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  10. But I've never nommed Skullie!

    33.3%
  11. [Unintelligible Screeching]

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  1. Halcyon Observer

    Halcyon Observer Full stop

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    A couple novels have introduced the idea of some kind of mythical brick that can instantaneously force someone to lose consciousness upon being struck with it.

    It begs the question: had such an item legitimately existed, it seems to be a surefire way to resolve any sleepless nights.

    Just.

    *Bonk.*

    And magically, you would be in deep sleep.
     
  2. God slayer

    God slayer Retired God Slayer

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    If you hit your head hard enough even normal bricks will work
     
  3. Halcyon Observer

    Halcyon Observer Full stop

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    With a slight chance to just... stay in deep sleep. Forever.
     
  4. God slayer

    God slayer Retired God Slayer

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    Yes there's a slight risk.... But it's better than nothing right???
     
  5. Halcyon Observer

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    But why have that slight risk when there is a mythical brick with no risk? Assuming it exists in your possession.
     
  6. Blitz

    Blitz ⛈️ awakened from the reverie❄️

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    The so called deep-sleep is a concussion:blobsip:
     
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  7. Halcyon Observer

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    I did question whether the brick was automatically inflicting some type of brain injury, or whether the target would fall asleep via more benign reasons.
     
  8. ru5ty

    ru5ty Citizen of MILF Kingdom

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    No no.. its a mythical brick, so you have brain damage first, before getting hit
     
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  9. God slayer

    God slayer Retired God Slayer

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    But it doesn't... Does it??? I think most people don't have that brick... So a little risk is unavoidable
     
  10. idlereader

    idlereader 『Agentt's Aunt』『Don't touch the Flowersss!!!!』

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    build up your muscle and you can do this with any object
     
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    As tempting as this mystical brick is, I would very much prefer spending sleepless nights... without sleep and a fully intact head. Might be just me, though.
     
  12. Dokja6116

    Dokja6116 not suspicious

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    Lois. ❲.❳ Wooosh.

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    Just fall asleep when you feel like it as long as you're not neglecting anything that important. A brick would only wake you up imo or bring you to eternal rest.
     
  14. Halcyon Observer

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    That... looks awfully painful. And trauma-inducing. Are they okay?
     
  15. Dokja6116

    Dokja6116 not suspicious

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    Nah, it's ok, it's edited, they don't really get hit by the bricks.
     
  16. melomarl

    melomarl Burning Red

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    daheck, didn't know @hayyan is back to his old job >.>
     
  17. Milanin

    Milanin [Reader] [???] [Freeloader]

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    Rather than a brick, I prefer the hammer approach.
    Has a greater record of working well.

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    That, or a shovel.

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  18. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    You mean skullie is willingly throwing himself at me?!:aww::aww:

    First I'll grab him by the neck and rip of his left arm. Then, after eat it, I'll rip out part of his heart. Afterwards, I'll eat the rest of him before he dies.

    Fufufu~
    :blobsnow::blobsnow:
     
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  19. Halcyon Observer

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    Hmmmmm.

    :blobcatcop::blobcatcop::blobcatcop: @911 :blobcatcop::blobcatcop::blobcatcop:
    I'd like to report a potential death threat.
     
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  20. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    he has clones~ he won't die

    Also, getting knocked unconscious isn't all that restful. Using that brick to sleep will just make it worse.
     
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