I took a while, but now I have enough evidence to show who caused COVID! That's right folks Ozzy Osbourne. that fker is eating bats!!!
I thought that it was caused by the aliens onboard the UFOs spotted all around the world... My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
The incident where Ozzy ate a bat happened during a live concert. He thought someone threw a rubber bat at him while on stage as a joke, so rolled with it and took a bite.
No, the true cause is obviously someone in Japan getting hit by Truck-sama and reincarnating as a virus. Virus Tensei kara Hajimaru Isekai Kansen Monogatari
yeah and hes regretted ever since. apparently the bat was alive and bit his tongue. he needed stitches and rabies shots
And i thought it will be a serious discussion... Oh well might as well roll with it.... 「Corona virus made by Mother earth doing a cleansing」