I've failed at human-ing so many times. Just now I went to throw the wrapper of my food away, but I tossed the food in the trash and stuck the wrapper in my mouth. I stood there for a second, ashamed, before apologizing to the unconscious food I tossed and wasted in the trash bin. Then realized I was talking to food. AND apologizing to it? And then there's the time where I asked my sister, "If people don't have eyes, how do they list the colour of their eyes on driver's Licenses?" I tried to see into the guitar once, and I got my head stuck. My sister had to cut the strings of it off, since whenever I slightly moved, the strings pressed against the back of my neck and it hurt. On multiple occasions, I've also had my hands get stuck in pringle cans. I believe the worst I've done was talk to the mannequin, Steven, in the entrance of my high school's store. All times were an accident, and the first two times were the most degrading because multiple people saw it happen. (And yes, he has a name. The school Newspaper made a poll and everyone wanted to name him Steven. It was either Steven, Hank, Bobby, or Leo). I went down to get some soft pretzels and I waved at him, and then I realized he was the store's mannequin, and the kids at the register saw that and laughed so hard until they cried. ( =///=) The second time, I was on my way OUT of the store, when I said, "Hey" and then rushed out of there because I remembered- REMEMBERED- that he was a mannequin... Later in the year, a friend said I should ask the Marketing teacher if I could put him in a tux and take him to the Prom. She thought she was being sooo hilarious, and I just kind of shook my head at her. Anyway, best date ever, 12/10. I'm an idiot.
I think the avi catboy was already a good sign for this ~ * cough cough * Okay, seriously I think this happens to all of us ~
I always talk with myself without reason... And I watch NTR even though I said other should not watch it.
*tee hee~* This really happens to me a lot of times, so much so that I can't even remember a particular one, is it just ordinary? ~
Pfft the poor guitar pfft. Ahem anyway, yes my brain does malfunction occasionally thinking out loud and talking with unanimate objects isn't exactly a new concept to me either but it's just mostly me being my stupid introverted self and my random bursts of energy only to feel like I used too much energy that day.
I did this once when I was like 3 or something. I threw the chocolate in the bin instead of the wrapper and started crying and my brother never lets me hear the end of it...... Sometimes, the brain just shuts down and does stupid things. If it's questions, I can think of many times that I've asked brainless things. My hand fits so no. As for talking to inanimate objects, apart from my mirror I don't think I've done it......
I guess so..but in these moments, I feel like the biggest idiot. So I'm looking for someone to out idiot my idiocy. There. I revealed the real reason of this post.
If you're referring to those moments where I shout at air after watching something stupid happen on Youtube...maybe?
My brain malfunctions a lot, especially whenever I talk and work at the same time or get into my thoughts. I will walk around without focus, tell cups on the table to stay, give things to the wrong people, and answer the exact opposite of what I'm thinking, etc. Negi on auto mode is not a smart Negi.
I am an excellent conversationalist and an even better listener. I have interesting things to say and I am very articulate when saying them. Discussion helps me better organize and put forward my ideas.. when I talk to myself, which is most of the time.
whenever there is something in my hands that i accidently bump into something, can't help but say "ouch" in it's stead
Spoiler Maybe as an on running joke, since I've been saving up my Nuffies, should I evolve from Catboy to Cowboy?
Ah, well, sometimes it happened for me to throw trash at the place dirty clothes should go, and the dirty clothes at the trash... And then I'm like... "Wait, that's not it! >.<"
Very awkward The fact that no one was there but I felt so humiliated just shows how easily flustered I am ( _ _) I just imagine someone tossing all the dirty laundry in trash bins, and then putting a plastic bag in the washer and wearing it. It's called fashion. Reminded me, I once put the milk in the cupboard and the peanut butter in the fridge. Both...turned out weird.