I need some good insults so can you guys insult me? I'm really bad at insulting people so I need to get them from online.
You are non-recyclable trash. Burn you, you pollute the air. Bury you, you pollute the soil, Drown you, you pollute the ocean. YOUR EXISTENCE IS A CURSE <<Not insulting you personally but something that came to my mind when I was writing a novel>> Another one in one of my country's language: You swine's child who crawled out of the filthy gutters, you cockroach who will burn in the fires of hell, you son of a bitch motherfucker
You're not worth the effort it'd take to come up with a good or original insult, so have a terrible one I found in 5 seconds of Bing Image search: Spoiler {}
You must have a big sense of self-esteem to think people would spend their time thinking of something new to insult you with. do you need mirrors made from titanium to contain all that ego? or is it that sturdy because of another reason?
Your skin is so jade-like that even pearls are swines before you. You're so hot that even young masters will slap each other silly to force themselves on you at night. You smell so good that even lotus blossoms want to use you as a perfume. You are so smart that even Li Qiye cannot calculate your thoughts with his fingers.
- Why/when would/did I insult you? You worth nothing to me. - I can see why uneducated people like you still live in this world. - I guess being an idiot is in your family’s genes. - Calling them stupid is wrong, but trash will do. - Oh God, another dere wants to be in a center of attention. [Sorry, this is all I got. I, personally insult and roast people unconsciously. Everyone says that I have a blunt tongue in irl. ]
Let's see... "Your face makes blind kids cry." "You're like my appendix - useless, unnecessary, and no one knows what the hell you do." "I don't hate you, but I'd read your obituary with great interest." "Some people were dropped on their head as a baby - you were clearly thrown at a wall." "You're proof that God does have a sense of humor." "Don't be ashamed of who you are - that's your parents' job." That's all I got from the top of my head. Hope it helps.
You can't play hard to get if you're hard to want. You're like the end of a bread loaf. Everyone touches you but nobody wants you. You're not pretty enough to be this stupid. You're like Rapunzel, except that instead of letting your hair down, you just let down everyone you know. You're fat. And I'm not going to sugarcoat it because you'll eat that too. Your makeup has more depth than your personality. It must really hurt that your dad beat you and not cancer. And lastly: You look like the kind of person that's going to spend their life having epiphany after epiphany, always thinking you've finally worked out how to be a productive person, always thinking you've figured out how to attain your dreams. But you won't. This cycle of mediocrity isn't due to some obstacle. It's who you are. The problem with your dreams is that the person that's having them is you.