Pp size is the new measuring unit

You wake up and the world announces a new measuring unit. It’s your PP size. For ladies we shall go with the over bust measurement. Here’s a link, available in inches and centimeters
https://www.evasintimates.com/blog/us-bra-sizes/

Now measure anything in your pp or over bust size.

My height is 1.8 inches or 1.7cm in over bust measurement

edit: original item size / pp or over bust size either inches or cm.

For clarity purposes use / for division only. Use “or”when describing inches or cm

example: my heights is 5ft 3 inches (63 inches) or 160cm.

63 inches / 35 inch over burst size = 1.8 inches

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2.0 of the thread https://forum.novelupdates.com/threads/pp-size-unit-measurement-2-0.131227/

 

*insert big pp joke here*

*flip the joke to a small pp joke here*

 

Wait how does this work.

 

I have so many things to retort here, but first of all, can you please elaborate?

 

I dunno how to read this~

 

Alright, if we say our pp size (pps) is a new unit of measurement, then we divide something we want to measure with our pps to get the value. It feels like I'm leaning math again.

 

sorry this cat still studying toyota carrola and football field maybe some cat unit~

 

It obviously doesn't. We just need to look at France before they standardised where every village had their own scales of measures to know what a mess that was. Now it's just every person.

eyeballed a 1.5 L bottle to approximately 2.2 PP tall. Yeah this'll be a mess.

 

Yes

 

So we can for example say that our pps is x(inches or centimetre) then to get our new value in this unit it'll be original length ÷ x (must be in same unit) to get the measurement in pps.

 

Are you eyeballing by your own PPS? I'm gonna need that in cm, btw.

 

Please see @Despapa69 post

 

So to say, x = 5 inches and the length of the original object is 50 inches then the length of the object is 10 pps.

@MasterCuddler why you make me do math.

 

Don't have that problem with a 1 incher

 

How short are you or how long is your pp to get 1.8.

 

I'm confused.

 

I believe I said bra size, but 160cm or 5ft 3in

Do item inches or cm size and divide by pp inch or cm size

 

Oh apologies. Didn't finish reading that.

Are you unable to do math?

 

It wasn't exactly hard so actually measuring isn't easy unless we do a flaccid and erect measuring.

And nah, the deal was measure in PPS, If you want to find out you can get your hands on a bottle of the same height and calculate, or compare to your own PPS.

 

Also, I'm drunk, so that's my excuse.

It's totally not bcuz I can't math.