Shoot your balls for $1 million?

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Will you shoot?

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  1. MasterCuddler

    MasterCuddler Handsome Chicken

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    Hypothetically will you shoot your balls/breasts for $1 million? You will be treated via magic and be able to survive, but you will have the scar and side effects.
     
  2. Lissi

    Lissi 『Queen of Lissidom』『Holy Chibi』『Western Birdy』『⚓』

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    What side effects...?
    And it's 1 mill USD, right?
     
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  3. MasterCuddler

    MasterCuddler Handsome Chicken

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    Side effects of not having your balls/breast (idk I’m not a medical personal)

    Yes it’s $1 million USD
     
  4. Lissi

    Lissi 『Queen of Lissidom』『Holy Chibi』『Western Birdy』『⚓』

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    Nope
     
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  5. Bobasis

    Bobasis Weeeeee

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    Aye! Free breast removal. Sign me up . I’ll do it gladly .
     
  6. Lissi

    Lissi 『Queen of Lissidom』『Holy Chibi』『Western Birdy』『⚓』

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    Woah Boba O.O
     
  7. Bobasis

    Bobasis Weeeeee

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    It’s a win win for me
     
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    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    Sounds tempting, but I wouldn't have the balls to do it. :blobpeek:
     
  9. ExcitableFoci

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    Take in mind that testosterone, a pretty important hormone that regulates libido, bone mass, fat distribution, muscle mass and strength, and the production of red blood cells and sperm, is made by your balls.

    Theoretically, one single testicle can handle producing twice the required amount. But one wrong illness/accident and you will end up suffering a lot.

    Protect your kintamas, my dudes.
     
  10. Cutter Masterson

    Cutter Masterson Well-Known Super-Soldier

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    Hell NO Bro! WTF! No amount is worth it. Ever.
     
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    Sami11 [Level 99 Duck]

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    I have balls and man boobs it counts. I'll go for the boobs.
     
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    10 trillion Kuwaiti Dinar?
     
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    Cutter Masterson Well-Known Super-Soldier

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    No! Honestly a life without balls. Is not a life worth living.
     
  14. suza751

    suza751 Well-Known Member

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    The medical bills would probably be over a million. The pain, suffering, and permanent damage would likely bother ke the rest of my life. Dumb question ngl
     
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    Getting paid for breast removal doesn't sound bad at all. Still too ballsy of a task for me tho, I'd chicken out for sure.
     
  16. Kuroguma

    Kuroguma [Cyber Lich] [Aspie] [SOX][Forgotten Perv]

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    Sure I got balls of steel, so nothing would happen, now gimme a moment I need to find my copium inhaler.
     
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  17. Anra7777

    Anra7777 All powerful magic grammar hamster queen pirate.

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    I’m a scaredy hamster and don’t like pain. So, no.
     
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    I would plan it. Have pain killing agents involved. and a plastic surgeon on hand.
    If properly planned, then yes. I would.

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    Do I get 1 mil for every other I shoot? Like walking down the street? Do they add up? Like +1 mil, +1 mil, !nipple shot! + 10 mill, !double nut bust! + 10 mill === 22 mil?
    Would do that too then. Also willing even without the add up, if I can do it without consequences and choose who I shoot.
     
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    AzureEmpR Your Typical Bored Student

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    A mil to sacrifice your future generation n potentially your love life? Nah
     
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