How to not get Sold?

I don't have a lot of time but basically I think i am about to be sold off. I am just really scared and was wondering if anyone had any tips for staying under the radar. It could also maybe end up in a forced marriage so. yeah
If you don't understand but don't care then i suggest you leave
But if you don't understand and care go to status that talks about me being an innocent child and read all messages

This is a joke so don't take seriously please, thanks

 

If you can't avoid it, better to enjoy it

 

Go somewhere so backwater there's even no internet connection?

 

Enjoy it you’ve got no choice

 

Welp, when life gives you lemons~~

 

I will not give it lemonade

 

I don't know, maybe run away

 

@Welcome to NUF! ^^)/

 

First of all, calm down. If you need to punch your brother, please do so.

Once you've calmed down, grab whatever you have in your home that can be used as a weapon. Ai-chan suggests the family cat, they're always useful as scapegoat. They're not goats, though.

Then barricade yourself in the most defensible area in the house while still keeping lots of supplies in case of prolonged siege. Ai-chan suggests the toilet. People can live for a long time without food, but without water, it will take only 3 days. It seems that without toilet paper, people go crazy in mere hours, though.

Once they finally break through, declare that you will never go down without a fight. Then strip naked.

Then jump into their waiting hands and declare you were being molested. If they're people, they will try to cop a few feels.

If they're not people, well, sayonara my love.