Discussion What comes first—Shit or piss???

In the year 2018, Chris Pratt delivered his '9 Rules Acceptance Speech' at the MTV Movie & TV awards.

(I have enclosed the link below)



His number 7 Rule goes something like this:

Omitting 'Party', if you are to face a similar situation at home/workplace/etc. where both excretion/urination(the act of peeing) and defecation(the act of pooping) coincides...

What will be your first preference???

P.S. It's a SERIOUS problem...
P.P.S. Excretion/Urination for me...

 

Then the pee will splash and that’s nasty

 

I see your living up to part of your name Siscon pervert

 

Urination is better.

 

So you'll defecate first???

What does that got to do with this...

 

Poo then immediately flush, same result. Pee after

 

Think about it

 

OHHH GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
I don't sneak up on people when they use restrooms...
I'm just curious...

 

Well not what I meant but good enough lol

Have a gift
https://i.imgur.com/C6Sm5jM.mp4

 

What the f*ck? Is this discussion seriously happening on a novel forum?

 

Does it matter?? XD

 

Who knows.

Not at all. Just curious. XD

 

They usually come out together.

 

When you told me you were "contemplating making a post on shit", I thought you were being metaphorical. You have blown my mind beyond my dreams. Marvelous.

 

. . .why not both at the same?

 

Only legendary warriors can do that....

 

Focus your energy on the inside, tighten those abs and unleash the boosters

 

I hear something interesting!!!!!

 

Sounds about right to me

For a second I thought I was on different post

 

Focus on the topic of discussion.