Why do people follow @satan?

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    Ivy_ Well-Known Member

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    Why do people follow @Satan ?
     
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    deadlyexistence23 ❝ And maybe, for a while that was true ❞

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    The rational answer for this is "it's for Thropy points"

    But the true answer is, it's because hell is empty and the devil and demons are here, worshipping translators and reading novels with satan.
     
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    Oh.
     
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    He throws great BBQ's.
     
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    OechineunAlex 『Abandoned Eunuch』『Phone Boss in a Dream』

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    That's true, hell is the perfect (grill) place for a nice bbq.
     
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    Imagine there are 2 doors:

    Door A is eternal salvation.

    Door B is eternal damnation... but it has cookies!

    Which would you choose?
     
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    B?

    Ah.
     
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    Oh.

    .....
     
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    The Hamster Overlord Mad scientist/Revered wizard/Alleged antichrist

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    Because...
    There's several different levels to Devil worshiping
    Horses' heads, human sacrifices, cannibalism, candles and exorcism
    Animals, having sex with 'em, camels, mammals and rabbits
    But I don't get into that, I kicked the habit
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    Following @Satan is a bit further down the line
     
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    cz everyone want to join the darkside, especially if he offer us cookies
     
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