You wake up naked in the woods what do you do?

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  1. Raven Evernight

    Raven Evernight But they never just accepted me for the way I was…

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    You wake up naked in the woods with no idea how you got there you are deep in the woods and have no idea how to get out or where you are what would you do?
     
  2. asriu

    asriu fu~ fu~ fu~

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    dozing off for couple of minutes

    pon
    fumu~
    que sera sera~
     
  3. Raven Evernight

    Raven Evernight But they never just accepted me for the way I was…

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    You wake up covered in bugs
     
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    Kiss {Cutie of the Chaos Family}

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    *think*
    "I don't drink.. Oh... I'm doomed~"
     
  5. Shaiole

    Shaiole Mad scientist

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    Get leaves, find food, civilization or water maybe cry a little. If longer, Might try to make fire but fail. Will resort to just eating or hunting whatever. Will probably die of poisonous mushrooms or attacked by wild animals if i dont get help soon
     
  6. deadlyexistence23

    deadlyexistence23 ❝ And maybe, for a while that was true ❞

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    Say "Open status window" most plausible thing is truck kun sama showed me his greatness with a 2 very blinding lights and the next thing I knew is a god apologizing, saying that my death was an accident~
     
  7. asriu

    asriu fu~ fu~ fu~

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    abruptly change of condition mean lazy bum on the road~
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  8. Raven Evernight

    Raven Evernight But they never just accepted me for the way I was…

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    Are you sure it would be an accident and not god hearing you jokingly say you wanted to die?
     
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    I need something to cover myself first, then look for any sharp twig as a weapon, and trace the water source.

    :hmm:Hmmm, but really I would do all that after I calm myself down and prevent myself from getting panic attack. :blobsob:
     
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    Try and figure out what time of day it is, looks at immediate surroundings for clues. Find water, find shelter, find food.

    Give up choose a direction and just leg it.

    Get hypothermia as quickly as possible, die, hope to re-roll for a better starting location.
     
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    Lil Iyana {Blink} {Army} {Once} {In love with cute animals}

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    Find something to cover, N continue with my sleep~! I cant sleep cold, right~?
     
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  13. Raven Evernight

    Raven Evernight But they never just accepted me for the way I was…

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    You can check now so do you?
     
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    Lil Iyana {Blink} {Army} {Once} {In love with cute animals}

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    ....Grampa, that's a bad habit~!
     
  15. Raven Evernight

    Raven Evernight But they never just accepted me for the way I was…

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    Just asking
     
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    Aniv2008 Well-Known Member

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    I'm always perfect... in my mind :whistle::X3:
     
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    Lil Iyana {Blink} {Army} {Once} {In love with cute animals}

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    Hmmm..~
     
  18. Raven Evernight

    Raven Evernight But they never just accepted me for the way I was…

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    I’m sure you are beautiful my lady
     
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    reagents 11 disaster personified

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    Find high vantage point first things first. Move quietly. If you can find sign prey animals or sounds of an owl then it's better if you just go climb into one of the sturdier trees you can find until dusk sets in.
    Once you get sufficient light you must try risk a little bit of tree climbing or rock climbing to make out the ends of tree lines or clearings from where you are. Those can be waters such as pond or rivers.
     
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    Lissi 『Queen of Lissidom』『Holy Chibi』『Western Birdy』『⚓』

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    find clothes obviously o.o
     
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