Retell the last book/story you read

Or any book you read, doesn't have to be the last one

Let me start:
~Once upon a time two people under the sun~
Main character said, "I love you!"
Male lead said: "I don't love you!"
Main character said, "I still love you!"
Male lead said, "Oh! I've always loved you too!"
Main character sadly said, "It's too late... we're over..."
Male lead who felt true desperation said: "No!!!!!"
Main character suddenly said firmly: "I will love you forever!"
Male lead said, "I finally understand. I love you too!"
Happy ending~~

...guess the title?
Nope you can't

Edit: book, as in, yeah whatever it is, physical or not

 

If you mean a physical book it would be like that:

• Living in a basement
• You’re a wizard

Thats it

 

MC reincarnates as a villainess
"I'm going to be loved by everyone"
Everyone:
"We hate you"
Mc:
"I can change, see I saved my maid when I went to apologise to the headmaid who I fired in a fit of rage"
Maid who was saved:
"Mc-sama I love you~~~!"
Headmaid:
"I love you too~~~! Though I'm a bit of a tsundere"
Main character of otome game:
"I love you too~~~!"
Girl from the entourage:
"I hated the previous you... but I kinda like you more now~~~"
Mc's stepmother:
"I'm sorry that I didn't have you change, but I was afraid you'd hate me~~~"
Mc:
"No, I love you~~~"
Mc's old servant and the headmaid: "We all love you, but something fishy is going on with how you and your dad went all evil and now the old you is back~~~"
Mc: "I don't remember anything"
Main character of otome game:
"I actually have a deep backstory~~~"
Girl from mc's entourage:
"And there's more to me than originally met the eye~~~"
Mc's headmaid: "me too~~~"
And that was when I caught up to the latest chapter

 

Well then my last physical book would be.... Impossible, its way too complicated. I read mere christianity from C. S. Lewis how in the world's name am I supposed retell something like that?!

 

Something about a neet? (Jk, of course)

 

A space freighter crew respond to an unknown signal on an unknown world, and unknowingly bring "something" back...
Care to take a guess?

 

Dresden Files?

 

the last thing I read was my lecture notes as I copied down answers for my homework

 

"Fighting the fate"
"Screw loose lich"
"FFF torch festival"
"seven deadly sins"

 

2 triangles make a square 4 triangle also make a square 6 triangle can make a circle
a proper square will always have 90 degree corners
a human body can bend in a surprising angle if one adds enough torque
anythings with angles that add up to 360 degrees can be considered a circle

 

"Hyaluronic acid"
"You're ugly"
"Tacit agreement"
"Plastic surgery"
"You'd rather believe your brother is an innocent victim than a murderer"

 

An illegitimate Eurypontid prince observes the fall of Sparta without doing much to prevent it despite associating himself with a lot of prominent political figures in the kingdom. In the end, only he lives to tell the story to us, the readers.

 

Iz not a novel but.

His adopted daughter took a litteral arrow for him.

Then he swore to raise his adopted daughter to be selfish enough that even when anything bad happens to him she's gonna be okay.

 

"Hey god-sama, I died prematurely because of you. Shouldn't I be compensated for this?"
"Alright, I agree with your request, but something will happen to your body to make your demands possible. Are you fine with that?"
"Sure."
"What the fuck is this!? That damn goddess!"
. . .
"Oh, it's a monster. We look the same, so I'll approach it."
. . .
"Hello, friend monster. Do you remember me?"
"I don't, and I'm not friend monster!"
"That can't be right, I know you friend monster."
*attacks and destroys friend monster*

 

"I'm a pawn in his hands"
"He is a grumpy person"

 

The sad version of that with a BE would be One Night, One Day, One Year, One Lifetime I think XD

 

That's true
It's a pretty routine plot, can fit with the emotional drama plot of a lot of stories