Discussion Jokes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Krinxin, Aug 14, 2021.

  1. Krinxin

    Krinxin Book of Weird Animal Facts

    Joined:
    Feb 10, 2021
    Messages:
    175
    Likes Received:
    142
    Reading List:
    Link
    Have any good jokes, puns, or cheesy pickup lines? I'm kinda bored.
     
    Krinxin, Aug 14, 2021
    #1
    Deleted member 367916 and Mr. Tired like this.
  2. Deleted member 369806

    Deleted member 369806 Guest

    Reading List:
    Link
    [​IMG]
     
    Deleted member 369806, Aug 14, 2021
    #2
    Villager Anonymous, Mr. Tired and Krinxin like this.
  3. Night Phoenix

    Night Phoenix The *Eccentric* Person

    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2017
    Messages:
    829
    Likes Received:
    1,031
    Reading List:
    Link
    What has 2 legs and a nose?
     
    Night Phoenix, Aug 14, 2021
    #3
  4. MasterCuddler

    MasterCuddler Handsome Chicken

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2016
    Messages:
    2,636
    Likes Received:
    3,806
    Reading List:
    Link
    Are you a camera? Because I look at you and smile!”
     
    MasterCuddler, Aug 14, 2021
    #4
    osieorb18, Lissi and Krinxin like this.
  5. Krinxin

    Krinxin Book of Weird Animal Facts

    Joined:
    Feb 10, 2021
    Messages:
    175
    Likes Received:
    142
    Reading List:
    Link
    What?
     
    Krinxin, Aug 14, 2021
    #5
  6. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Bruh

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2021
    Messages:
    698
    Likes Received:
    945
    Reading List:
    Link
    Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
     
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, Aug 14, 2021
    #6
    Villager Anonymous and Krinxin like this.
  7. Night Phoenix

    Night Phoenix The *Eccentric* Person

    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2017
    Messages:
    829
    Likes Received:
    1,031
    Reading List:
    Link
    I dunno, was kind of hoping you'd sniff something up.
     
    Night Phoenix, Aug 14, 2021
    #7
    Krinxin likes this.
  8. Bobasis

    Bobasis Weeeeee

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2021
    Messages:
    2,141
    Likes Received:
    15,235
    Reading List:
    Link
    “Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
     
    Bobasis, Aug 14, 2021
    #8
    Villager Anonymous, osieorb18, Krinxin and 1 other person like this.
  9. Sgt Clonehunter

    Sgt Clonehunter Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2016
    Messages:
    100
    Likes Received:
    301
    Reading List:
    Link
    "Yeah? Well if i could rearrage the keyboard i would put 'U' and 'I' further apart. That's right, get the hell away from me!"
     
    Sgt Clonehunter, Aug 14, 2021
    #9
    Krinxin likes this.
  10. Writer_Luna

    Writer_Luna Professional Liar

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2020
    Messages:
    115
    Likes Received:
    2,542
    Reading List:
    Link
    When you tryna be cheesy but everyone else is laughtose intolerant..
     
    Writer_Luna, Aug 22, 2021
    #10
    osieorb18 and Krinxin like this.
  11. Mr. Tired

    Mr. Tired Professional Idiot

    Joined:
    Apr 21, 2021
    Messages:
    1,652
    Likes Received:
    5,687
    Reading List:
    Link
    [​IMG]
     
    Mr. Tired, Aug 22, 2021
    #11
    Krinxin likes this.
  12. osieorb18

    osieorb18 Queen of Sugar

    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2021
    Messages:
    116
    Likes Received:
    678
    Reading List:
    Link
     
    osieorb18, Aug 22, 2021
    #12
    Krinxin and Villager Anonymous like this.