I committed a crime and I am being blackmailed!!!!

I stole something and some took pictures of me stealing the item I... don’t know what to do I’m scared the police will come for me

Spoiler: Picture used to blackmail me

 

Cool, you did what Gru couldn't XD

 

I was thinking the same thing

 

Yeah *insert eye roll*, as though it is possible to carry or touch the moon not to talk of stealing it. But nice pic people with huge brain holes will definitely fall for it.

 

Since you're the only one in the pic, does that make you a lunar? Badum tss

 

You had me going. Until the pictures.
Now if your worried about getting into trouble. Just return the moon. If your quick enough. People may think it was a New Moon.
If it were some sort of clothes or something. I’d recommend doing nothing. Deny. Deny. Until you die. But if they are persistent enough and have really compromising evidence. I’d face the music. I’d return it and apologize. I believe the most you get is you paying for it and doing some community service. Especially if your underage. Best part if your a minor. Your case gets sealed when you become an adult. But if your an adult. Than it becomes difficult. At worst maybe a jail time and a criminal record. Don’t lose heart. Many live normal lives even with a record. But no matter what “Blackmail” to me is far worse than any jail time because even prison has rules and limits. While a blackmailer has no boundaries. If I do something wrong. I should be man enough to deal with the consequences. At least that’s what I think

 

Go to jail imagine all the cred you'd get in the media and what not for stealing the goddamned moon. Come on now use that big brain of yours.

 

Oh great, now the grue will eat us.

 

More than your crime, I am in awe of your car trunk. Cosmic boot space, with space to boot!

 

At least you didn't

 

Wait for part 2

 

the moon is public property, how could you XD

 

It's fine, you're unrecognisable on the pictures. And there are many people with that car I think (depends where you live).

 

Gib me a piece. I wanna make mooncakes

 

kill the person

 

Mine now

 

Lol, It took me a while to understand. I thought that the moon was part of the background and the car was getting stolen.

 

Have you try covering it with a really, reeeaallllllyyy big tarp?

If it doesn't work out,

Start react YouTube channel, sample video idea:
Moon Robber react to Despicable Me
Moon Robber react to moon landing evidence
Moon Robber react to stealing landmark in video game
Etc.
???
Profit?

 

I’m using it as a light in my bedroom my lightbulb stopped working

 

This is so cool