Discussion What's the most ridicoulous thing you have ever read in a novel via MTL

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  1. Az31r4

    Az31r4 Well-Known Member

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    Ex :
    "Drink saliva first?" ( it should be one kind of a drink/water maybe)

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    I've read a lot of novels via MTL, so maybe besides this there's something more ridiculous but I've forgotten about it
     
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    Superioreos Well-Known Member

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    "Dow Jones Industrial Average Splitting Strike"

    And

    "Heavenly Rococo Architecture Blast"


    Also "Dragon flame uranium" for a fantsay metal
     
  3. Lissi

    Lissi 『Queen of Lissidom』『Holy Chibi』『Western Birdy』『⚓』

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    Chi Song (name) -> Pond Song, Pool Song

    Names are sometimes butchered really badly:blobrofl:
     
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    'The Zhenyuan army returned triumphantly and entered the city with mighty vibes.' I found it funny.
     
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    judeiiro radish

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    it should mean drink some/a mouthful of water first ꉂ(ˊᗜˋ*) though 口水 does translate to saliva hahah

    not the most ridiculous (can't remember) but there's this BL QT novel called the Cat King System (猫大王系统) and it translates to Elvis System :ROFLMAO: turns out Elvis Presley is called Cat King (猫王) by his CN fans for his love of cats lol
     
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    The Hamster Overlord Mad scientist/Revered wizard/Alleged antichrist

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    Mighty vibes indeed bruh
     
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    Az31r4 Well-Known Member

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    True
     
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    FIEND i eat crayons

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    “And then her hairy boobs felt off the side of her four skinny jade legs”<— I still get nightmares
    “Red hairy yellow monkey you dare steal my wife’s melons?” <~~~ they meant money
    “Mars splashed red , the scorpion wore a mask of pain and she ran with her head lopped off” <~~ I eventually learned that scorpion was for beautiful foxy women and Mars is for blood
     
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    :blobrofl::blobrofl::blobrofl:
     
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    FIEND i eat crayons

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    “He went to Los Angeles, the capital of China”
     
  11. meliori

    meliori [in a dark tunnel seeing light from afar]

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    I don't understand
     
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    I once read an entire mtl novel where the protagonists name wasn’t actually his name, it was a direct translation (something like “sunlight through the window” I can’t really remember) and to this day, I still don’t know what his fucking name is :blobsalute:
     
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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::blob_grin: let me laugh at your comment.
    I feel your pain..:blobrofl::blobjoy:
     
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    Jevanka926 Grumpy and Awkward <3

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    OMGGG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE OF THIS

    I can totally understand your feeling. This is why I tend to avoid serious + poetical CN historical novels. Sometimes, it's even worse than just not knowing the name. The MTL simply couldn't work and refused to translate several paragraphs
     
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    Same, I'll just have to endure it, and wait for an update, if there is even one.
     
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    MMWO *pout*

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    "If the wind is strong enough, it will bend"
    ML's sister is trying to lesbianize FL
     
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