Discussion pineapple pizza: should it be a crime?

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  1. ShiinaTL

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    personally i absolutely despise pineapple pizza, should it become a crime on the same level of 'possesion with intent to distribute'?
     
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    Have you eaten or is just disgust on sight?
     
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    Considering what pizza started as that is a hard case to make:
     
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    It's already a crime against humanity, but a worse crime is pineapple inside cake. In that pizza, you can take all the slices off since they are visible, but in the cake, it's a sudden attack when your teeth dig into it and then you are ruined.
     
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    Hawaiian Pizza is great
     
  7. Kurotsubaki

    Kurotsubaki Reincarnation of the Seven Deadly Sins

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    Depending on how it is combined as a topping, it could be great.
     
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    My favourite pizza is a Tropical Hawaiian, it has a kind of sweeter bbq sauce I think instead of traditional tomato sauce with ham, bacon and that best topping of pineapple. D-licious. It's not that I can't enjoy other pizzas either but for me they just don't compare.

    I worry more about your horrendous hate and discrimination against a pizza that brings people joy. You need to be put on a watch list so innocent pizzas are left alone!!!

    I do agree about pineapple inside cake though. That's the Real crime.
     
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    I offer Banana pizza:whistle::whistle:
     
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    I don't like pineapple, olives, bacon or anchovies on pizza.

    No to this.....
     
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    hold up- pineapple pizza is amazing and that's final from me. :blobcatblush2: but why in the world would there be pineapples in cake?? that's just- straight up illegal now. and banana pizza? sorry that ain't to my tastes either :bloborz:
     
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    lnv ✪ Well-Known Hypocrite

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    Nothing wrong with pineapple pizza. It is okay (not bad nor good just an option)

    As for what is the best pizza, it is obviously chocolate pizza.

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    I like pineapple pizza, but I just generally like foods that are both sweet and savory. I guess that it just depends on someone’s tastes.

    But pineapple in cake is a crime against humanity. Banana pizza probably is too.
     
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    Pineapple pizza's delicious though lol?
     
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    No more of a crime than having people that lack a certain level of IQ exist (i.e. it's not a crime).
    Personally, I greatly enjoy it, but much like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, as much as one may espouse their greatness, not all will agree.
     
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    Pineapple on pizza is fine

    This one though needs a firing squad for mercy killing.

    You can call it bannana bread, but not pizza.
     
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    Hawaiian pizza are one of my favorites. I guess most of the hate comes from mob mentality.
     
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    Cutter Masterson Well-Known Super-Soldier

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    I’ve said a hundreds of times, but I’ll say it again. Who ever made a Hawaiian Pizza was NOT a Hawaiian. I can’t eat it. You know why because like most things. Once you have a taste of the best. There’s no going back. For instance coconut milk straight from a coconut is the best. While coconut from a can or bag is disgusting. Same for pineapple. Picking a pineapple straight from the ground and eating it. It’s an experience you have got to try. It so much better. Now imagine eating a process can of pineapple loaded with preservatives. Than put it on a pizza. HARD PASS! I mean even if by some higher power we’re to add fresh pineapple. I’d still say pass because it just doesn’t feel right. I feel a cold chill thinking about it