Sometimes I like to imagine that there's a small world full of microscopic people(bacteria) in the toilet and that every time I take a shit, it's like a natural disaster for them. For example, the average log would wipe out millions of people and diarrhea would be an extinction event with few survivors.
Sometimes, for no reason whatsoever, I imagine what it would be like to throw my laptop down a staircase.
Imagine if cows and elephants could fly and shit on everything like birds do. I think that's how your microscopic victims would feel.
If the zombie apocalypse is real, who would actually be the first to get infected and instead of telling everyone, they will keep it to themself and let others suffer? Brown shower
With or without someone down at the bottom? You should also start wondering which would fall faster, a Dell or an Alienware.
Oh, without someone. Its not like I'm frustrated or angry, this random thought just sometimes slips in.
How will it feel to put my hand into a full-speed fan that's right next to me... Nah man, the scale isn't the same. Imagine a moon-sized shit falling on your city. That's probably the kind of scale you are looking for.
...........Pretty much remembering all the mistakes i made in the past...even though i don't want to.....also other things which i don't want to enter in details(sometimes i wonder i'm going insane).......
Just did the math and yeah, it's approximately a moon-sized shit exterminating everything for the bacteria.
Sometimes, when my ride is pulling up, I wonder what would happen if I just stuck my foot under the tire…
On good days I imagine what I will treat myself to, as in which game to play or what to eat. The weirdest being when I imagine that I could go on a tour somewhere and enjoy the journey in many a foreign country and possibly worlds that I have read about or watched. On bad days I imagine how jumping out of my 8th floor window would be like.
Sometimes when I kill noisy mosquitoes or cockroaches I imagine myself strolling down the street minding my own business then a giant hand fell slapping me down to a splatter on the ground