InitialA, a man with not much braincells left, was in danger. He liked to read web novels in his free time, but he had a rare condition of losing his braincells everytime he saw ridiculously long novel title. One day, something happened when he was browsing NovelUpdates... Spoiler The Court Magician Who Had Her Achievements Dismissed and Was a Hobbyist Puppeteer Becomes Extremely Strong – Even if She’s Told to Come Back Because Her Workplace is Struggling, It’s More Fun to Expand an Undeveloped Land with Her Childhood Friends... "Guhaaaaaaack?!", his braincells took some damage. Spoiler Exiled in a Class Trial for “Poor Dexterity”. Because He Was Dexterous, He Lived on His Own. Because of His Dexterity, He Was Able to Use All the Skills and Magic of the Higher Ranks, Making Him Invincible. I Decided to Live on My Own, but the People Around Me Wouldn’t Leave Me Alone. "What the heck is this?!" Spoiler After Being Banished For Having The Trash Skill "Gacha", I Came To My Senses And Broke Off Relations With My Selfish Childhood Friend ~After Getting An All Purpose Cheat Skill, I Aim For The Strongest Relaxing Slow Life!~ "And this?!" Spoiler [Still I Am] the Brave Hero, Who Was Expelled From His Country and Party Because of His Long-Standing Back Pain, Was Struck Down by a Beautiful Elf Osteopath Who Healed Him. Thank You, Now I Can Fight Again–! [Saving the World] "And this one too?!" Spoiler Saint of the Subspace ~[Onee-Sama You Are No Longer Needed] Said My Little Sister as She Falsely Accused Me and Sealed Me up, but I’m Back With a Mastery of Space Magic. It Seems Like Twenty Years Have Passed and My Country Is on the Verge of Destruction, but Now I’m a Traveling Healer~ "Ugh, there's still more?!" Because of that, his brain became small. It no work good anymore. Can he survive the onslaught of novels with ridiculously long title for another day? Will he have enough braincells left for him to still be able to read web novels? Only time will tell.
The second one is poorly machine translated. In Japanese, the term for "Jack-of-all-trades" is "kiyoubinbou", which is translated literally as "skilled poor(man)" but which some translation engines divide into "dexterity (skill)" and "poor", rendering it as "poor dexterity" (which is the exact opposite). The summary, when properly translated, makes for an average story with some potental to become above average, but the fact that no one has tried ever to correct the title and summary other than me, and that my correction has been scrapped, makes me completely unwilling to give it a try. The main reason behind the extremely long titles (besides some measure of chuunibyou in some cases) is to avoid having hundreds of novels with similar titles (or the exact same).
What you listed are not mere titles but the webnovels themselves, in a nutshell. So it necessarily follows that reading webnovels is the true cause behind the annihilation of your braincells— those very braincells you're so eager to preserve in order to be able to read more webnovels. If you're still unable to understand what I said, then your brain is already a lost cause.
This post made me wonder about the shortest title on NU, so I had a quick look. So far, taking alternate titles into account, the shortest I got is EC. Also, don't look up 1069. Just don't.
welcome to ridiculous long title~ from Japan~ lol~ be it normal or hentai some title really look like a summary~ some on oneshot story so kinda funny when read the description~ by random cat who suffered from mtl~
https://www.novelupdates.com/series/f/ perhaps? The alts are just volume titles which aint the series title