Discussion What’s your favorite lyrics to a song?

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  1. Cutter Masterson

    Cutter Masterson Well-Known Super-Soldier

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    Ill go with this one.

    Holding Out for a Hero
    Bonnie Tyler
    Where have all the good men gone
    And where are all the gods
    Where's the streetwise Hercules
    To fight the rising odds
    Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed
    Late at night I toss and I turn
    And I dream of what I need

    I need a hero
    I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night
    He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast
    And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
    I need a hero
    I'm holding out for a hero 'till the morning light
    He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
    And he's gotta be larger than life
    Larger than life

    Somewhere after midnight
    In my wildest fantasy
    Somewhere just beyond my reach
    There's someone reaching back for me
    Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
    It's gonna take a Superman to sweep me off my feet

    I need a hero
    I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night
    He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast
    And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
    I need a hero
    I'm holding out for a hero 'till the morning light
    He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
    And he's gotta be larger than life

    I need a hero
    I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night

    Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
    Out where the lightning splits the sea
    I could swear there is someone somewhere watching me

    Through the wind and the chill and the rain
    And the storm and the flood
    I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood

    I need a hero
    I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night
    He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast
    And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
    I need a hero
    I'm holding out for a hero 'till the morning light
    He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
    And he's gotta be larger than life

    I need a hero
    I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night
    He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast
    And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
    I need a hero
    I'm holding out for a hero 'till the morning light
    He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
    And he's gotta be larger than life

    I need a hero
    I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night

     
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  2. Aki Aki

    Aki Aki Aki Aki Aki Aki Aki ⚓️

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    Favourite is too difficult:notlikeblob: Too many options.
    But this song is stuck in Aki's head now.:blobpeek: Hehe it's violent:blobcat_knife::blobcat_knife:

    This Little Girl

    You got your keys, but where you goin'?
    The third degree just isn't workin'
    'Cause you walked out without asking me to go
    And if I followed you home, would you be alone?

    I checked your phone 'cause it was beeping
    Are you alone? I know you're creepin'
    'Cause you walked out without asking me to go
    But if I followed you home, I hope you're alone

    I'm three steps from the edge, whoa, whoa
    Don't push me over it
    Don't you know, don't you know?

    Every girl is capable of murder, if you hurt her
    Watch out, you don't push me any further, any further
    You're not the only one walking 'round with a loaded gun
    This little girl is capable of murder, 'cause you hurt her

    My hands are clean, not yet a killer
    Ain't I your queen? And did you tell her?
    'Cause you broke down all my shoulda known betters
    And I followed you home, throwin' sticks and stones

    I'm two steps from the edge, whoa, whoa
    Don't push me over it
    Don't you know, don't you know?

    Every girl is capable of murder, if you hurt her
    Watch out, you don't push me any further, any further
    You're not the only one walking 'round with a loaded gun
    This little girl is capable of murder, 'cause you hurt her

    Don't you know you should never treat a girl like that?
    Got a good alibi, and my bag's all packed
    Don't you know you should never treat a girl like that?
    'Cause the next one is gonna have a hammer pulled back

    Every girl is capable of murder
    So watch out, you don't push me any further

    But you hurt her

    Every girl is capable of murder, if you hurt her
    Watch out, you don't push me any further, any further
    You're not the only one walking 'round with a loaded gun
    This little girl is capable of murder (Hey!)

    This little girl is capable of murder, 'cause you hurt her
     
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  3. NoLongerTheSame

    NoLongerTheSame Well-Known Member

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    Maybe this one...not exactly my favorite, but I like the thought-provoking lyrics.

    One of Us
    Joan Osborne

    If god had a name, what would it be?
    And would you call it to his face
    if you were faced with Him in all His glory?
    What would you ask if you had just one question?

    And yeah, yeah, God is great.
    Yeah, yeah, God is good.
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
    What if god was one of us,
    just a slob like one of us,
    just a stranger on the bus trying to make his way home?

    If God had a face, what would it look like?
    And would you want to see
    if seeing meant that you would have to believe
    in things like heaven and in Jesus and the saints
    and all the prophets?

    And yeah, yeah, God is great.
    Yeah, yeah, God is good.
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
    What if god was one of us,
    just a slob like one of us,
    just a stranger on the bus trying to make his way home?

    Just trying to make his way home, back up to heaven all alone.
    Nobody calling on the phone,
    'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome.

    Yeah, yeah, God is great.
    Yeah, yeah, God is good.
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
    What if god was one of us,
    just a slob like one of us,
    just a stranger on the bus trying to make his way home,
    just trying to make his way home, just like a holy rolling stone?
    Back up to heaven all alone, just trying to make his way home.

    Nobody calling on the phone,
    'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome.
     
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  4. Qing12

    Qing12 Well-Known Member

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    I love the jealousy jealousy song by Olivia Rodrigo. Because it's lyrics really relates in my real life when my parents compare me with other kids.

    Mainly this paragraph...

    Co-comparison is killin' me slowly
    I think, I think too much
    'Bout kids who don't know me
    I'm so sick of myself
    I'd rather be, rather be
    Anyone, anyone else
    But jealousy, jealousy (yeah)

    I also love the way she sings, it plays in my head constantly lol.
     
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    PaladinWolf Well-Known Member

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    Someone to Hate
    Demon Hunter

    A figure for the closing of time, the antagonist divine
    Void of vacant word, one final answer to be heard
    I will carry my decree into a storm of lead
    This is total war, my want for tolerance is dead

    To my last breath
    I am someone to hate
    I will spit upon the idol for which you stand
    I will carry the weight
    I will bury your deception with a wrathful hand

    Heart is cold, and my weapons are washed in blood
    I avow to the call on high
    My resolve in the blessed above, in this ever-consuming divide

    A figure for the closing of time, the antithesis defined
    Threat to faith untrue, I am the enemy of new
    All you advocates of Hell, you corruptors of free will
    The culling is nigh, better get your fill

    To my last breath
    I am someone to hate
    I will spit upon the idol for which you stand
    I will carry the weight
    I will bury your deception with a wrathful hand

    Heart is cold, and my weapons are washed in blood
    I avow to the call on high
    My resolve in the blessed above, in this ever-consuming divide

    I am the cry for the falling of time

    Born into the lust within our eyes
    Taught to write the scriptures for our lives
    We inherit the lies

    To my last breath, to my final day.
     
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  6. Aki Aki

    Aki Aki Aki Aki Aki Aki Aki ⚓️

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    This reminded me of this song
     
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    Darkcrow. Foul Tarnished

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    In anime where love is lewd, a poor boy's heart shall soon be screwed...

     
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  9. Kurotsubaki

    Kurotsubaki Reincarnation of the Seven Deadly Sins

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    I love this phrase from Leia
    "Negau dake no kotoba wa, imi o motanakatta"
    Means, words consist of only hope have no meaning
     
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  10. Ha-Ha

    Ha-Ha A chance to love you, protect you, Shen Anxin.

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    Harleys In Hawaii - Katy Perry

    Boy, tell me, can you take my breath away?
    Cruisin' down a heart-shaped highway
    Got you swervin' lane-to-lane, don't hit the brakes
    'Cause I'm feelin' so safe
    I'll be your baby, on a Sunday
    Oh, why don't we get out of town?
    Call me your baby, on the same wave
    Oh, no, no, there's no slowin' down
    You and I, I
    Ridin' Harleys in Hawaii-i-i
    I'm on the back, I'm holdin' tight, I
    Want you to take me for a ride, ride
    When I hula-hula, hula
    So good, you'll take me to the jeweler-jeweler, jeweler
    There's pink and purple in the sky-y-y
    We're ridin' Harleys in Hawaii-i-i
    Let me run my fingers through your salty hair
    Go ahead, explore the island vibes
    So real that you can feel it in the air
    I'm revvin' up your engine
    I'll be your baby, on a Sunday
    Oh, why don't we get out of town? (why don't we get out of town?)
    Call me your baby, catch the same wave
    Oh, no, no, there's no slowin' down (let's go)
    You and I, I
    Ridin' Harleys in Hawaii-i-i
    I'm on the back, I'm holdin' tight, I
    Want you to take me for a ride, ride
    When I hula-hula, hula
    So good, you'll take me to the jeweler-jeweler, jeweler
    There's pink and purple in the sky-y-y
    We're ridin' Harleys in Hawaii-i-i
    No, no
    You and I (you and I, I)
    Ridin' Harleys in Hawaii-i-i
    I'm on the back, I'm holdin' tight, I
    Want you to take me for a ride, ride
    When I hula-hula, hula
    So good, you'll take me to the jeweler-jeweler, jeweler
    There's pink and purple in the sky-y-y
    We're ridin' Harleys in Hawaii-i-i
    I'll be your baby, on a Sunday
    Oh
    We're ridin' Harleys in Hawaii-i
    Call me your baby, catch the same wave
    Oh
    We're ridin' Harleys in Hawaii-i
     
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  11. Wizard007

    Wizard007 Arlo

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    Got a lot of favourites so picked a random one

    Two Faced

    Every day I wake up sad
    A broken vase I can’t put back
    I grab my mirror and practice smiles
    Don’t forget it’s in the eyes

    ‘Cause I want people to think
    I’m always in sync
    I’ll never reveal that I
    I barely can breathe
    I’m drowning at sea
    This ocean inside my mind

    Everybody loves me ‘cause I’m two faced
    ‘Cause I pretend that nothing’s wrong
    (Nothing’s wrong / nothing’s wrong)
    Post a happy photo see how long it takes
    The likes and loves and hearts to come

    But I hurt so deep inside
    Laugh when I wanna cry
    Hide all my tears so you won’t see
    I’m two faced I’m two faced

    All my friends they’re just like me
    We don’t know why we’re unhappy
    So we pretend that we’re okay
    It’s just easier that way

    ‘Cause even though we are sinking
    We keep on drinking
    Black out the truth inside
    We can’t risk the shame
    You’d think we’re insane
    The loving is worth the lie

    Everybody loves me ‘cause I’m two faced
    You’d never guess that something’s wrong
    (Something’s wrong / something’s wrong)
    Post a happy photo see how long it takes (How long it takes)
    To get a little thumbs up

    But I hurt so deep inside
    Laugh when I wanna cry
    Hide all my tears so you won’t see
    I’m two faced I’m two faced

    I got so many problems
    But I can’t solve ‘em
    I’ll lock them inside my head
    I can’t show my pain
    Take it to the grave
    And bury it deep instead

    But I hurt so deep inside
    Laugh when I wanna cry
    Hide all my tears so you won’t see I’m two faced

    But to be specific my favourite lyrics would be

    The loving is worth the lie
     
  12. Baldingere

    Baldingere Roseau pensant

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    Agreed, how could we choose a final winner when there are so many good songs out there? Even choosing an englsih one only narrows it down so much.

    Everybody Knows by Leonard Cohen

    Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
    Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
    Everybody knows that the war is over
    Everybody knows the good guys lost
    Everybody knows the fight was fixed
    The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
    That's how it goes
    Everybody knows
    Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
    Everybody knows that the captain lied
    Everybody got this broken feeling
    Like their father or their dog just died

    Everybody talking to their pockets
    Everybody wants a box of chocolates
    And a long stem rose
    Everybody knows

    Everybody knows that you love me baby
    Everybody knows that you really do
    Everybody knows that you've been faithful
    Ah give or take a night or two
    Everybody knows you've been discreet
    But there were so many people you just had to meet
    Without your clothes
    And everybody knows

    Everybody knows, everybody knows
    That's how it goes
    Everybody knows

    Everybody knows, everybody knows
    That's how it goes
    Everybody knows

    And everybody knows that it's now or never
    Everybody knows that it's me or you
    And everybody knows that you live forever
    Ah when you've done a line or two
    Everybody knows the deal is rotten
    Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton
    For your ribbons and bows
    And everybody knows

    And everybody knows that the Plague is coming
    Everybody knows that it's moving fast
    Everybody knows that the naked man and woman
    Are just a shining artifact of the past
    Everybody knows the scene is dead
    But there's gonna be a meter on your bed
    That will disclose
    What everybody knows

    And everybody knows that you're in trouble
    Everybody knows what you've been through
    From the bloody cross on top of Calvary
    To the beach of Malibu
    Everybody knows it's coming apart
    Take one last look at this Sacred Heart
    Before it blows
    And everybody knows

    Everybody knows, everybody knows
    That's how it goes
    Everybody knows

    Oh everybody knows, everybody knows
    That's how it goes
    Everybody knows

    Everybody knows


    One of my favorite artists, Sigrid, made a cover for Justice League:
     
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  13. naviet

    naviet Well-Known Member

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    Me too... Even now my family still compare me to other people.. i kindda sick and tired of it. Well when i down i listen my song - scandal band JP band. It helpfull song somehow..
     
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    It should be illegal how good this song is. It's even funnier how I never understood the lyrics untill I got into high school.

    Oh-ooh-oh-ooh
    I want a Hentai girl for me to make me happy
    I want her so I can stop using my hands
    Every single day, while watching anime
    I'd pull her from my screen just like in my dreams
    I want feel her touch, (moan?) mainly on my crotch (oh, wow)
    I want my own hentai girl and she would sing

    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na

    Masturbate to cartoons!

    And she would sing
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na
    Na-na-na-na

    Masturbate to cartoons!

    Oh-ooh-oh-ooh
    I want a Hentai girl for me to make me happy
    I want her so I can stop using my hands
    Every single day, while watching anime
    I'd pull her from my screen just like in my dreams
    I want feel her touch, (moan?) mainly on my crotch (oh, wow)
    I want my own hentai girl and she would sing
    And she would sing
    And she would sing
    And she would sing
    (and she would sing) (and she would sing)
    (and she would sing) (and she would sing)
     
  15. meliori

    meliori [in a dark tunnel seeing light from afar]

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    アトラクトライト (Attract light) by *Luna
    Translation is possibly dubious but this is beautiful

    Dreams wouldn't come true, wishes went unheard
    Is that why you'll stop walking forward?
    Hard work went unrewarded, nobody acknowledged it
    Is that why you'll stop running?
    Are you going to stop?

    If it's reasons to quit,
    There's 10, 100, or even 1000 of them
    But in all of that, there's only a tiny one that could be seen
    If it's reasons to run away,
    They come up right away that it gets tiring
    But there's enough light to keep it from spilling over
     
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  16. OechineunAlex

    OechineunAlex 『Abandoned Eunuch』『Phone Boss in a Dream』

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    I can't say this is my favourite but its pretty close to it. It's a Japanese song btw



    No Title - Reol

    It seems that I've gotten used to just living a dream
    It feels like I've reached the point of no return
    I jump up two stairs with my own feet
    And because it looked like I'd keep going from there, I ran away
    After stitching the deepening wound
    The paths are connecting and springing away
    The usual pain, the beat and my breathing quickens
    Act so though I don't feel anything alone again

    Who is right? There never is one
    Who was wrong? Shouldn't they be compensated?
    That one you hate so much is surely just "like that"
    Just wrong for "that"
    I advise it's zero points, but it's not accepted at all
    The frontier was always here
    The best way wasn't there in the first place

    Slowly and gently, it crumbles and breaks
    As if it's slowly, slowly choking
    Me of yesterday is being killed off
    Slowly and gently, our scattered ennui
    When I hear you speak unethically
    It turns into a voice I don't know

    Since I was young when I realized it was always by my side
    Just like air, I firmly held your hand in mine
    Cheerful things, tears, I told them all to you
    People who laugh at me voices that jeer me
    You sang so I won't hear them
    You received this voice
    Every night worries are projected
    Even though I say "I was used and discarded to rot"
    The unstoppable hi-fi zeitgeist

    Just for one moment, just for one round
    Heartbeats cross by, noises, connected colors
    Next time I will sing for you

    Slowly and gently, it crumbles and breaks
    As if it's slowly, slowly choking
    Me of yesterday is being killed off
    Slowly and gently, our scattered ennui
    When I hear you speak unethically
    It turns into a voice I don't know
    Slowly and gently, it crumbles and breaks
    As if it's slowly, slowly choking
    Me of yesterday is being killed off
    Slowly and gently, our scattered ennui
    When I hear you speak unethically
    It turns into a voice I don't know

    Will this reach you someday?
    No, that day will never arrive, will it?
    You, without voice or body
    Saved millions of people, me being one of them
    Mixed and colored, red and blue
    The world overflowed with that noise
    Everyone who heard the noise that finally met up

    Slowly and gently, it crumbles and breaks
    As if it's slowly, slowly choking
    Me of yesterday is being killed off
    Slowly and gently, our scattered ennui
    When I hear you speak unethically
    It turns into a voice I don't know
    Slowly and gently, it crumbles and breaks
    As if it's slowly, slowly choking
    Me of yesterday is being killed off
    Slowly and gently, our scattered ennui
    When I hear you speak unethically
    It turns into a voice I don't know
     
  17. Vanidor

    Vanidor Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sure favorite is the right word, maybe haunting, but it does stick in my head.

    "Rocky Mountain Music" by Eddie Rabbit

    Back upon an old dirt road
    Next to a swamp full of toads
    Was a slanted wood shack with three little kids and a mama

    Papa died in '63
    Left little Jenny and me
    To plant those taters and pull up another tomorrow

    Rocky mountain music
    Fills my memory
    Rocky mountain music
    Papa, can I hear you playing for me?

    Little brother was never quite right
    He used to sit on the floor in the sunlight
    Play with the dust that danced on the beams in the window

    And sister had to cook and clean
    'Cause Mama, she got sick and lean
    Sometimes I think she just died away missing Papa

    Rocky mountain music
    Fills my memory
    Rocky mountain music
    Mama, can I hear you singing to me?

    Well, everything has changed today
    And little brother, he was taken away
    And sister, she married a soldier and lives in Toledo

    And me, I'm in a Nashville bar
    And I've never been so far
    From that old gravel road and the rivers that run through my memory

    Rocky mountain music
    Fills my memory
    Rocky mountain music
    Brother, can I hear you calling me?

    Rocky mountain music
    Fills my memory
    Rocky mountain music
    Papa, can I hear you playing for me?

    Edit: link to song
     
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  18. Mr. Tired

    Mr. Tired Professional Idiot

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    Too many to choose from. What's in my head right now though:
    What if who I hoped to be was always me?
    And the love I fought to feel was always free?
    What if all the things I've done
    Were just attempts at earning love?
    'Cause the hole inside my heart is stupid deep
    Oh, stupid deep

    Stupid Deep- Jon Bellion
     
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  19. Shy Muffin

    Shy Muffin Well-Known Member

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    Probably all of Alec Benjamin's songs
    I really like them, so I can't choose since there's a lot of them
    but what popped up in my head was this,

    I had a friend I knew in the 9th grade and
    He didn't come to class one day cause
    They found something inside his brain so they sent him home

    So I went to see him after school I said
    Is there something that I can do that
    Might make feel more comfortable?
    And he told me no

    He said I'm happy that you made it
    Please, don't treat me like your patient
    I don't need more medication, mm

    The only way I know that I'm alive is cause it hurts
    So anything that takes away my pain will make it worse
    Cause if I'm numb I might as well be underneath the dirt
    The only way I know that I'm alive, that I'm alive is cause it hurts
    Is cause it hurts

    And I won't forget the things he said
    Everytime I started to feel depressed to be
    Greatful that I still have breath down inside my lungs

    Cause without the darkness there's no light
    And without the pain there be no life, so
    Even when it hurts inside I won't try to run

    I'll be happy that I made it
    I'll be open, I'll embrace it
    I won't take no medication, mm

    The only way I know that I'm alive is cause it hurts
    So anything that takes away my pain will make it worse
    Cause if I'm numb I might as well be underneath the dirt
    The only way I know that I'm alive, that I'm alive is cause it hurts
    Is cause it hurts

     
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    Fig pluckers son Well-Known Member

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    Bra Size Forty Five
    Bra Size Forty Five
    Well I went out for a Boogie
    A week ago last Tuesday
    I was doing the Wigan Hustle and the Palais Glide
    I met a girl in pink suspenders
    And her buz-whams were stupendous
    Like two bald-headed men sitting side by side
    She wore a BRA SIZE 45 and she could jump and Jive
    And when she stopped dancing, bits of her kept wobbling about
    She said You Drive Me Crazy
    Burn Some Rubber On Me Baby
    She grabbed my little whistle and she began to shout
    Hit me with your rhythm stick! Hit me! Hit Me!
    Je t'adore. Ich leibe dich. Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
    Hit me with your rhythm stick!
    I'm six feet tall and five feet thick
    Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

    Bra Size Forty Five
    Bra Size Forty Five
    I couldn't do nothing but stand and stare
    She gave me a hug like a grizzly bear
    I couldn't see much I thought I was dead
    I had boobs upside my head

    (Short quote from Ooops Upside My head)
    Boobs upside my head
    Boobs upside my head

    (Parody of Baggy Trousers by Madness)
    Oh what a front she had
    Enough for me, my brother and dad
    A chest of drawers no doubt
    One with the top drawer half-pulled-out
    Oh what a front she'd got
    Believe me son she'd got the lot
    Right before my eyes
    And she was bra size forty five

    Er...excuse me, what do I do now?
    Man be cool..gotta get down and have a rap.
    I beg yer pardon? I think I'll do a talking bit instead!

    She was the big economy size, her buz-whams were gigantic
    Like two fat little boys wrestling under a blanket
    The flickering strobes lit up the globes that thrust from her pullover
    I think her name was June cause she was Bustin' Out All Over.
    She said Can You Feel The Force? D'y'wanna take One Step Beyond?
    I said Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire, there's a Whole Lot Of Shaking Going On!
    She said Knock On Wood, I'll Blame It On The Boogie now what do you think about that?
    I said Oooh heck! It Must Be Jelly cause Jam Don't Shake Like That
    Not so much of the Night Fever, more like a belt with a tyre lever
    She was not at all pendulous, in fact she was tremendulous!
    Bra Size Forty Five
    Bra Size Forty-five
    Bra Size Forty Five
    Bra Size Forty-five
    She wore a bra size forty five
    And when they played I Will Survive
    She went crackers, and her animal desires became much keener
    She said John I'm Only Dancing, but I'd rather be romancing
    She had me Inside Out And Upside Down in the back of my Cortina*
    Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick

    (Parody of CARS by Gary Numan)
    And there in my car, the windows all steamed up
    I thought I would drown, she let it all hang out in Bras
    Size Forty Five
    And there in my car, I thought This Is It!
    An Instant Replay, My foot out the window in Bras
    Size Forty Five

    (Direct quote from Swords Of A Thousand Men by Tenpole Tudor)
    Hoorah hoorah hoorah hey over the hills and now I'm on My way!
    (I got out my tentpole and chewed er)
    Hoorah hoorah hoorah hey over the hills and now I'm on My way!
    (Come on, let's do the Bristol Stomp)

    She wore a Bra Size Forty Five
    I thought I never would revive
    When I tackled that young lady with the bounciest of blouses
    But she left me for a geezer
    Who had much more chance to please er
    With his own Master Blaster and a pair of Baggy Trousers.
    Oh what fun they had!
    Bra Size Forty Five
    Bra Size Forty-five
    Bra Size Forty Five
    Bra Size Forty-five
    And that's why, And that's why, And that's why, and that's why
    (The Winker's Song)
    I'm a Wanker, I'm a Wanker
    And it does me good like it bloody well should
    I'm a Wanker, I'm a Wanker
    And I'm always pulling my pud
    I'm a Wanker, I'm a Wanker
    And it does me good like it bloody well should
    I'm a Wanker, I'm a Wanker
    And I'm always pulling my pud'

    Thanks for the mammary, I think I've got it sussed
    You've seen one, you've seen em both. I'm gonna go for bust.
    Don't they make a lovely pair? They look like a couple of Himalayas.
    Double top, boogie on down, Bristol is my favourite town
    Everybody understands, arthritis in both hands
    She's a disco bumper, she's got a lumpy jumper
    Cross your heart and hope to die, please don't poke me in the eye
    I know a girl from Potter's Bar got eaten by her living bra

    I said Baby, oh baby. Surround me. Drown me.
    Engulf me! Chew me up and spit me out.
    Let me shipwreck against those white cliffs of Dover.
    Get Back Leroy! Get Back Leroy! I wanna be Mr In-Between. Oooh wah! She was a Bra Size Forty Five. Have you ever seen anything like that? Come on let's do The Bristol Stomp. Ooh! Hrbbbllerrllrl!
    Y'know when you see things like that, you just wanna walk up to'em,
    and stick your head between em and go hbrbrbrbbrbrlrlblblblb.
    Whoo! Bra Size Forty Five! What a stupendous lady!
    You don't get many of those to the pound!
    Oooh! Kick em over your shoulders!
    Double top, boogie on down, Bristol is my favourite town!
    Great Balls Of Fire! There's a Whole Lot Of Shaking Going On!
    It Must Be Jelly Cos Jam Don't Shake Like That! Ooh!
    Look! There's a lady police officer! Can You Feel The Force?

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