What did you do as a kid?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mnotia, Sep 26, 2021.

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Did you have an ok childhood compared to this fucking wacko?

  1. Hell yea! This mf was living in a fucking action movie!

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  2. Nah, pretty much the same. Might have even been me he stole the bike from

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  3. Logoff, you degenerate!

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  1. Mnotia

    Mnotia The Trash Man

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    I think some of you mf's were crazy when you were young but I think alot of you mf's were fuckin nerds

    I'll start off with some of the shit I would when i was younger:

    • Send dick pics to a girl in exchange for money
    • steal shit from bodegas and stores even if i had the money
    • Walk on train tracks and hear a train comin so you fucking dash
    • Sneaking into golf places (those golf resorts or whatever they were)
    • Fuckin chicks outside in a pile of leaves or the back of dads car
    • Get some supreme dome on the after school bus (at the front in the special ed seats)
    • Get jumped for literally no reason
    • Jump mfs for literally no reason
    • Steal from the gamestop dumpster
    • Steal bikes, hide em, wait a couple days, try and sell the bike to mfs in a different part of the city
    • walk with friends to carmel from downtown indianapolis just so we can get some girls
    • Be extremely ignorant
    • Sneak into trap houses when no ones in there and steal some shit
    • Kick down doors to abandoned homes and steal shit
    • Run from dogs cause no one had fucking leashes
    • Try your best to stay away from actual gang members and drug dealers cause you dont wanna get mixed with that shit
    • Run whenever you hear cop sirens REALLY close by and if your in a park (you know if you know)


    Thats pretty much some of my childhood. theres a lot more but its 1am and im tired

    theres 2 votes

    song post is..............



    heres rthe real one
     
  2. Bobwillrule

    Bobwillrule Supreme Ruler of Bobylon

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    While I'm still trying to get a girl...
     
  3. IceLight303

    IceLight303 Well-Known Member

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    Um, I have bad luck so have tried to avoid it. Also I had a lot of stuff to do, so I wouldn't have had time to do everything you did. Also not as motivated my sex as you seem to be? While my life wasn't boring it was not as eventful as yours.
     
  4. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    I spent my childhood being warned away from kids like you only to have you gloat in my face a decade later. :blobwoah:
     
  5. Rutabaga

    Rutabaga Well-Known Member

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    My childhood was a whole lot tamer… I think I just did whatever my parents told me to do, which was a terrible decision.
     
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  6. Cutter Masterson

    Cutter Masterson Well-Known Super-Soldier

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    Dude! I wish I had it as good as you. I was homeless until I was 10. Imagined the only reason you went to school is to eat and get some water. I was hospitalized for dehydration. I was surrounded by one drug or another because of my parents. I didn’t have a childhood to mess up. I was an adult when I was two. Especially since I had a little brother and sisters to take care of. Any extra food I’d get went to them. Can you imagine being sent to special education class because they thought I was retarded, but in truth I was just trying to survive. While surviving pushing myself to forget the pain, the hunger and the thirst. They thought my mind was so messed up I need special classes. What I needed was an adult to understand my life. But no one ever cared.
    When I read your list. I can’t help but feel you bragging. I wish I had a fraction of a life you had.
    I wish I had a childhood
     
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  7. Seigin

    Seigin [Lolicon][GenderBender Banzai!]

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    Won 2 goldfish as a prize from a minigame,
    Friend broke 1 water balloon(=1goldfish) then
    He yeeted goldfish on a canal afterwhich he proceeded to catch it barehanded, went to the pier while goldfish was in his hands and the goldfish was chucked to a puddle to let it "breath".
    Then proceeded to put a cigarette in the goldfish mouth, made jokes about goldfish smoking. After reaching the pier he yeeted said goldfish in the lake, 2nd friend popped 2nd goldfish and tied the ballon before yeeting the tied goldfish aswell.



    It was 4-5 years ago but damn what a nutcase i am as i was laughing the entire time.

    I was also amused and took a picture of a rat hanging.


    Sad life u got there.
     
  8. Marvin

    Marvin The Man who realize love

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    +1 for me
     
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  9. LK

    LK Well-Known Member

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    I wandered the woods trying to get abducted by the fae climbed trees and read books and had sword fights with my siblings
     
  10. Alixiron

    Alixiron Demon King

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    You sure had quite the lively childhood. I mostly read books, played games and watched tv (yeah it was uneventful as heck).
     
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  11. Meloonseed

    Meloonseed sobble

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    Out of curiosity how old are you now :blobcatcop:

    god tier song btw
     
  12. Mr. Tired

    Mr. Tired Professional Idiot

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    TL/DR at end.

    I guess I'm comfortable enough to share this shitfest called life now.
    Life started out as rainbows and sunshine
    0-6
    • being happy because I can
    • reading a lot
    • going to church [Mormon] Latter-day saints, Utah
    • going to Nana's house a lot
    • haha it's funny when Grandpa calls me 'whitebread' and Nana scolds him
    • never learning to say caterpillar correctly
    • piano lessons are fun
    • wanting to be a vet
    • getting sick
    • fever for an entire month
    • behind on work
    • stressed
    • hospital for two years
    • epileptic and memory loss
    • Vomiting a lot, forgetting things, sucking at math, more bullying because no I'm 'stupid'
    • a handful of fights (nothing too bad)
    • angry for no reason
    • hiding emotions
    stuff starts getting bad
    6-10
    • Father going out more/not coming back for long periods
    • Being alone a lot
    • "Haha fag"
    • not going home (staying alone at school, playground, or hanging out at gas stations)
    • getting yelled at more for no reason
    • failing a grade and having to re-do it
    • trying to be happy
    • bullying and fights intensify
    • little sisters start acting like shit
    • confused a lot
    • "haha poor"
    • lying starts
    • alone more
    • more yelling
    • yelling escalates
    • door slamming, breaking stuff, name-calling
    • cops
    • more cops
    • more confusion
    • not expressing my wants and opinion
    From bad to worse
    10-14
    • lying because it makes me feel better
    • taking anger out on all sisters
    • skipping school
    • getting in trouble = excuse to yell and hit me
    • money 'disappears' so no new shoes for you.
    • bullying
    • More yelling and door slamming
    • door slamming upgrades to ignoring each other and drinking
    • Nana dies
    • parents stop ignoring each other and fight more [gets physical]
    • can't work
    • headaches 24/7
    • depressed
    • more money disappears because he loves spending 6,000 on them a week
    • "Have any change?" asked 5x a day by him
    • emotions are non-existent except anger and sadness at this point
    • Hating my parents.
    From worse to jack shit
    14-16
    • Ma now tries making things 'right and better' = she hides away all the time
    • getting yelled at more since there's no Wife punching bag for him
    • No wife to abuse = kids to abuse
    • Son skipping school/stronger and less likely to be hurt more = hit more than the daughters
    • hit more = less going to school
    • cycle repeats
    • behind on more work
    • no more changing in locker room because "Cool scars bro"
    • less money than last year (surprise!)
    • more scratch tickets and alcohol lying around
    • taking the alcohol lying around because if he does it to take away his sorrows why can't I?
    • get in trouble
    • repeat last two
    • try going back to school
    • non-epileptic finally
    • summer school
    • reading more
    • feeling better
    • Feeling much better
    • Hmm, suspicious, what's the catch-
    • He blows 500 pretty much every day the next two months
    • feeling worse
    • anger turns into breakdowns in the attic
    • Lonelier than ever, the dust bunnies are my best friends.
    Main Arc
    16-17
    Oct. 2020, lives rent-free in my head as nightmare fuel.
    • Drinking with older sister together all the time
    • trying to find part-time (but can't)
    • staying after school
    • finding online friends
    • reading more
    • bringing grades up
    • helping mother cope
    • she takes me for granted
    • trying to move out w/big sister
    • parents have the biggest fight ever
    • trying faster to move out with all sisters now
    • mother goes 'for another drive out of town' = off to hide
    • father runs to 'go check things out' = tail her
    • big sister and I drink
    • big Sister leaves
    • little ones at school
    • I am off my rocker drunk alone
    • spam drunk messages to friends, leaving them confused
    • father comes back home
    • Flirting with death
    • throwing a vomit-covered pillow at someone twice your size who already abuses you isn't a good idea
    • an inch of my life left
    • hospital
    • whatever the fuck happened here
    • mother ''apologizing'' whilst stomach is being pumped
    • not caring about her
    • going back ''home''
    • telling everyone to fuck off
    • being stuck there longer than wanted
    • more cops
    • cops and a ton of papers I don't understand
    • new house w/roomate sister
    • working together to make things better
    • father away more. finally.
    • commuting from old house to new house
    • tried a lot but feeling better
    • aa meetings
    • finish high school
    • finally out of depression
    • Try joining military-
    • lungs try to kill me
    • organs try to bleed inside me
    • spleen removed
    • No military for you, oops.
    • blurry
    • more blurry
    • uhh why can't I remember anything
    • meds
    • house looking damn fine
    • moving stuff ouch my back
    • weird neighbours but worth it
    • "it's been this many days since something bad has happened"
    • a glimpse of happiness since 4 years
    • part-time
    • I can breathe.

    17-18
    End.
    • "You're not your father."

    TL/DR
    Very good childhood --> okay-ish --> What the fuck --> no, go back --> I said go back --> personal punching back for father --> wanting to die --> kind of not wanting to die --> almost dying --> hmm life isn't too bad --> wait, this is kind of nice --> neato, not all people are shit.
    --> woah. --> wow --> pog

    It's been a ride. But it feels like smooth sailing now.
     
  13. Windsley

    Windsley Well-Known Member

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    let's see mine

    - accidentally sleeping inside a broken wardrobe at the warehouse and makes my parents panic and have to broadcast it on the local radio station as missing kid
    - going with a group of kids looking for firewood, it was so far away that we only return on the night like 7 or 8 pm, you can imagine how anxious our parents is
    - playing on the deep river and get drowned, good thing an adult saw me drowned and save me
    - cracking a lot duck eggs that my dad prepares for making salted egg, he was so mad that i had to go hiding inside a drum
    - fighting with kids from another district using slingshot (one of my friend get hit below the ear and it swollen so big)
    - climbing a tree branch and cut it down while we are on top of it
    (its unrelated but one of my school mate died after falling from the tree and get stabbed to death with the blade , i heard he was trying to get some fruit)
    - playing with bamboo canon, we hide in nearby road and every time there was a car we fire the canon, most of the time the car stopped and check the tire
     
  14. Zeusomega

    Zeusomega M.D of Olympus Pvt Ltd. Seeking [Boltzmann brain]

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    Everything is foggy to me ...

    The craziest things I remember is

    Fill a teacher's water bottle with tadpoles..

    Skipped an entire year's worth of notes...I somehow passed...that's still a mystery to me ..

    Climbed a hill with an broken arm..."it's not as dramatic as you think, I had no pain before climbing...but after....tears rolled down even if I didn't cry, it swell into black and blue, and I was taken away immediately)


    This was way back when I was young and too stupid...there's was saw dust on our cars roof, I thought " let's man up and do adult stuff" so I pulled over a table, climbed and blew with all the strength my little lungs had.....let's just say none of it went forward..

    My eyes were bandaged for two days, had to take drops for 3 months... Luckily no permanent loss


    Then somewhere in my teens I became more melow.... Just reading studying...
     
  15. FIEND

    FIEND i eat crayons

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    Idk man I'm not as ghetto as u were but I had a mischievous streak

    -stole things even when I had the money. But I think I was kepto
    - impulsively scream shit in the middle of class cuz add attention whore
    -threw a seat belt on a kids head on the bus and switched a seat so someone else got in trouble
    -yanked the chair from a kid whilst they were sitting down so they went to the hospital for hurting their tail bone from slamming on the floor
    - switched lipgloss w glitter glue and gave it out as a birthday present to this one girl cuz I can and it was hilarious when her lips were stuck
    - ding dong ditched and broke a door bell that my parents adamantly denied that their sweet summer child would never do (the great age of no cameras)
    - put dead frogs and hate mail and dirt and spilled coke in my neighbors mail box daily until my dumbass was caught
    - rolled glassware under driving by cars, had someone's tire popped. They shouted at me for an hour and demanded to see my mom but she was our for the weekend lol
    - burnt this yearbook in my backyard but when my mom came home earlier than expected said it was my neighbors fart. Idk how she even believed me to this day
    -other petty acts of rebellion like skipping class, pranking kids,
    -bullied a kid in my class when ig first came out ever on their instagram until she threatened to killherself and then I got scared and stopped lololol
    - back before reverse upload and greater high tech, scammed sum men w fake nudes for 100s of dollars till my mom found out and I had to stop :((
    -other malicious shit like hitting my sister w a baseball bat because I was "mad " at her. I really wasn't, I just wanted to know how it felt
    - cut my bros hair to the point it looked like a mushroom dick.my dad beat the shit outta me for that. Cut some girls hair off w and had my scissors confescated.
    -pulled the schools firealarm and got detentions for other absolute moronic shit that I didn't deserve prob
    -thot that putting silica gel in ppls food equated to poisoning them
    -stealing petty things from the store and planting them in some girls backpack cuz I thot that's how u get away w theft lololol
    - for birthday presents I use to wrap up a toy I never wanted anymore in a giant ball of newspaper and give it.
    -lot more shit I can't remember. Lot of really depressing times that were fucked up during my childhood . Who doesn't have a sad anime backstory
    - was barely ever in school during elementary years but somehow moved on to middle

    - and then the days of the internet really took off and trolling has since yet to stop . banned from a lot of weeb sites, had my discord and the fucking server deleted, reddit account banned, a large ass meme account I had since 2013 deleted
    :< haters gunna hate

    But yea anyways vote for me as prez 2034 cuz I'm a G and I'll help u hide ur wife and kids from op

     
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  16. Mnotia

    Mnotia The Trash Man

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  17. Tech is life

    Tech is life [Disinterested] [Sleepy] [Blithe]

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    First : I literally started business when I was in fith grade.
    ( Scammed the poor girl and later was told off severely by mom to point of tears)
    Second: broke my prizes the day I got them
    Third: I was a total freeloader
    Fourth: played prank by putting salt in chocolate
    (The reaction was valuable)
    Fifth: I copied an essay during a competition for the thrill of copying
    ( Never did it again cause I won a prize and it stabbed my conscience)
    Sixth: was the easiest person to be scammed
    ( I even forgot how many times it happened)
    Seventh: was a teacher's pet , a model student, blah blah
    Eight: I thoroughly face slapped a girl who was trying to mess with me.
    ( Best moment ever)
    Ninth: was such a kind soul that I shared everything i had
    Tenth : the moment I realised how much advantage I had been taken of I became a bad person.
    ( My mom still complains of the good old me)
    Looks like we were totally polar opposite ~~ (^3^♪
     
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  18. Lissi

    Lissi 『Queen of Lissidom』『Holy Chibi』『Western Birdy』『⚓』

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    I'll accept that title if it means not doing any of... that stuff you mentioned lol
     
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  19. Meloonseed

    Meloonseed sobble

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    :hmm: this doesnt sound like you were mischevious, more like sociopathic

    as for me, i just stole from people when i wanted to. beat my kid sister up as well when she snitched on me for things she was justified in snitching on. in general beat up kids and fought with kids, but then i moved to an upper middle class place and it wasn't cool to do that sort of stuff anymore, so i got ostracized.
    ive had a couple years to clean up that sort of behavior so i dont really think about it anymore. still a teenager right now, and i guess id be a fucking nerd :cookie:
     
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  20. Sawanara murasaki

    Sawanara murasaki Sawa the HEro-sensei

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    Nothing special,
    • Watch cartoons, anime, and detective gore series and films
    • Got bullied by older children in bus till I cry
    • Got bullied by a girl who said we were besties but she tortured me for 5 years then entered year 6, I provoked her
    • Swimming in rivers, arrived home then received special gifts from my parents (got whipped, lol) then swam again and again, received gifts for each activity.
    • Went to the wood to play, searching for the seasonal delicious orange-coloured mushroom and hunting
    • Running and climbed the steep hill and shouted then wait for the echoes to reply
    • Play with the other children in the village but nobody wanted to play cause I was too young and small so I played solo
    • Climbed trees
    • Drawing
    • Trying to get attention from adults, hoping someone would fall for me (God damn, dafuq hahahah) but I regret it now
    • Trying to make friends but nobody wanted to be my friend except in (primary) school
    • Entered secondary school, made a lot of friends then they deserted me again so lonely till form 5
    • Entered college, got a lover then I abandoned him, wishing for him to persuade me back but he didn't, he dates another girl instead
    • 2nd year college, on my way to end this sh*t
     
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