Discussion Christmas is cancer

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gluttonous Goat, Oct 3, 2021.

  1. Gluttonous Goat

    Gluttonous Goat Be GOAT, Do [CHOMP!]

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    So guys I'm in target and there already selling Christmas stuff,
    They start selling up earlier and earlier every year like is a cancerous growth threatening every other holiday and im scared it'll get to the point that it'll be the only holiday remaining.

    I swear if I see kids trick or treating as Santa I'm gonna drop bricks on their feet
     
  2. lygarx

    lygarx Lazy Translator

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    And child that trick or treats as Santa only gets Christmas themed candy
     
  3. Zom the Monk

    Zom the Monk Well-Known Member

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    I can understand that, and I'm pretty certain they've advertised stuff for Christmas even earlier. But just like most holidays they've been distorted into utterly disgusting commercialized versions of themselves, just like how I'm now seeing people talk about celebrating the entire month for Halloween as well.
     
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  4. DontLookDown

    DontLookDown One with the bed

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    you got a problem with christmas?
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    Geor Well-Known Member

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    only good thing to come out of the lockdown was they stopped selling Xmas stuff in August ...
     
  6. Xian Piete

    Xian Piete Author of many mediocre stories

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    I know what you mean, my grandmother died from Christmas last winter. It started out as just a few ornaments, a tree, some lights. By the end, she was taking down eggnog like it was water. Her blood had the highest nutmeg concentration ever seen by her doctor. The stockings? Yeah, you bet your ass they hung on the mantle. A large candy cane was seen sticking out the tops. It was tragic.
     
  7. Scyphoza

    Scyphoza Well-Known Member

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    Ive worked retail during the holidays before. I wholeheartedly agree with you. The government should step in and make Christmas advertising and putting out Christmas goods illegal until after Dec 1st. Punishable by being strung up with tinsel and beaten with Christmas lights.
     
  8. Siceraria

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    Well, considering Santa Claus is a muscular man that no one can fight against except for catgirls, it is an obvious conclusion.

    I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of ol' St. Nick
     
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    Scyphoza Well-Known Member

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    Why lie like that this is the true story of Christmas and Santa. I still wouldn't want to fight him though.
     
  10. Lissi

    Lissi 『Queen of Lissidom』『Holy Chibi』『Western Birdy』『⚓』

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    Haha... I've seen people put up Halloween decorations the beginning of September. Like so early, folks? :confusedcatblob:
     
  11. Ddraig

    Ddraig Frostfire Dragon|Retired lurker|FFF|Loved by RNG

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    The only thing I hate about Christmas is the shitty Padoru spam.
     
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  12. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    You guys need chemotherapy and antioxidants.

    Did you know that you can turn grapes into hot plasma?
     
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  13. asriu

    asriu fu~ fu~ fu~

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    eh~
    it just excuse for commercial~
    just like online shop sites with their funny catchy number promoting sale and stuff then some people just follow the trend be it active on such activity, involve on promoting it or just enjoy the hmm situation~

    this cat will see how many game and other stuff get cheaper~ maybe buy one or two stuff~
    yeah this cat is cheapo cat~
     
  14. superdelicate

    superdelicate cat facing down

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    there was one year when i went to costco in august and i saw them selling christmas trees
     
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    You can also turn grapes into meat XD
     
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  16. prongsjiisan

    prongsjiisan Apostle of Violence

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    Welcome to capitalism
     
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  17. Kadmos1

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    Says the person that put "capitalism" in lower case-ism.
     
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    hopefully it doesn’t get that bad