Taking applications for pets

This hamster wants another pet! Please apply here if interested. Only one pet will be chosen. (Two, if I really can’t decide.) Applying does not guarantee you will be accepted. This hamster reserves the right to reject any and all applications for any reason whatsoever. Reasons for rejection will not be disclosed.

Requirements:

• Must be cute.
• If food pet, must allow your owner, me, to nom. (How often is negotiable.)

Negotiable points:

• Whether you want to be fed by me and how often.
• Animal and food pets are preferred, but I’m open to considering other applications.

Pros:

• You will be considered a member of the Hamster Family from now on and get to join the exclusive Hamster Family chat!
• You will be protected from other Nuffians trying to hurt or nom you by me.
• You will be fawned over by me.
• You will be greeted most mornings (my time) except during times I forget, am overly stressed or busy, or you have not replied to the previous greeting.

Cons:

• As a member of the Hamster Family, you will likely have your cookies stolen from time to time or be approached by a certain cookie thief impersonating me to get your cookies. A good attitude about this is a must!

I can’t think of any others, unless you consider being a pet a con, but in which case, why would you apply?

 

*camps to observe potential cookie givers*

 

Esteemed anra, may this humble cook be your pet~?

 

Hmm! I’ll consider it! What’s your cooking specialties?

 

I like to bake a bit~ and cooking is fun since I get to taste different things and recently I've made slow baked pork loin that just melts into your mouth~

 

Your application shows great promise! It’s a shame that you’re a human being, though… I’ll let you know within a few days. (I’m going to be pretty busy the next few days.)

 

I’m strangely enough intrigued. I can’t believe I’m actually interested, but sadly I’m not very cute. I wish you luck thou

 

^^) I look forward to it~

 

A new pet joining the family!!

 

Yes, Bad Storm’s current cuteness and a remark from Squady inspired me. I need more cuteness!

Hmm… you can still be friend!

 

Why are your cookie making (and more importantly, giving) skills like?

 

^^) I take it and bake it~ cookies aren't hard to make once you cook a few batches~

 

Now that I can do. Thank you for the honor.

Also I love baking cookies. Lol

 

(✧ω✧)

 

*Stands and looks from the sidelines*
@Muskanoo @samia zahin
You never know

 

This is hilarious omg

 

QAQ I wrote it seriously…

 

Awwww, I'm not making fun of your hard work anra-san, i just find it humorous in a cute way!

 

Hmm! Hmm! me! me! I am very confident to say that I'm cute enough to be your pet and uh.....my cooking specialty....hm... skills...I can cook so heavenly that you will anscend to heaven the moment you taste it! You will never find such food again in your life! (Because you probably ascended to heaven by that time)

 

I'm in need of protection... I need someone to love and protect me.