Would you eat a rare candy??

If yes, what is your hope in doing so??

What do you expect will actually happen??

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You'd become something like Alterran from Stargate. Nothing big, but able to live for hundreds of years and have one of the minor powers of telekinesis, telepathy, precognition, pryromancy, healing... Be smarter too I guess.
Can I have a few more candies? I want further evolution.

 

Is it some kind of euphemism for drug-abuse?

 

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Since it's probably going to be something related to evolution... I hope to get smarter, and taller if it'll have a bad side effect. I'll still gladly take it just for those two reasons lmao

 

Why ever would I eat a rare candy instead of giving it to my cat and hoping it would evolve?

Pretty sure people in the Pokemon world probably tried that at some point and it'd have been a thing if it actually worked.

 

Ev training first.

 

Rare candy or "rare candy"?

 

maybe more like
red pill or blue pill on matrix?

 

If there was a way to irrefutably establish that it was indeed a rare candy, then I'd prolly auction it off. Pretty sure there'd be plenty of pokemon aficionados with deep pockets out there willing to spend big bucks for it.

 

People give it to pokemon, not humans, thus it's probably not safe or poisonous and maybe very addictive..... better wait while noms skullie, there would be volunteers to eat the candy as a guinea pig

 

*noms*

 

I mean... Its candy... So ofcourse

 

>*Noms*
>Nothing happens because the required experience is too high
>Sad.

 

you manlets take things for granted, i just want a girl thats taller than me but they are so rare

imagine being like 5 foot and your gf is in heels you would be right in cleavage range when hugging!

 

Not unless I get to redo with memory intact

 

Becoming a human weapon to destroy all lolicon rivals

 

I’d say yes. Mostly because I love trying new things. Just eating the same old sweat all the time is boring and lose some of its luster. I want thinks I never tasted before that are amazing to see.
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Normal animals don't evolve either, but if they did then you get a wild cat who eats you.

 

Of course not because im hoping for something to happen, but because im a glutton and curious about the taste...

as for what i expect to happen either a slight increase in strength or death...