How does fart smell?

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  1. Ai chan

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    Fart is the gas you expel from uranus as a result of digestion and fermentation. As you know, girls don't fart. So being a girl, Ai-chan doesn't know how fart smells.

    So in your own words, can you explain how fart in general or your own fart smells in less than 50 words? Is it true that it smells like ammonia? Or does it smell more like shit? Not that Ai-chan has ever sniffed shit before.
     
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    sweet rotten milk
     
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    If you wish to know the way you must become one with it, like the movie the human centipede, only then will you become enlightened, a fart master I had met in the covid screening queue one fine day, shared that wisdom.
     
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    Whatever you smell and whatever you ate. Also girls do fart, it's how you get ready to shit.
     
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    my farts doesn't smell....so can't answer that.
     
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    Lmaooooo XD i think you're the culprit to why men think women don't fart :blob_teary::blob_teary::blob_teary:
     
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    Imagining bái fù měi do fart is imagining how elephant can fly. I just can't
     
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    dude xD Elephant Dumbo can fly, so it's possible for ur bai fu mei to fart xD
     
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    :blobdizzy::blobdizzy::blobdizzy::blobdizzy:
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA POOR U
     
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    UwU ai chan you’re shit posting again
     
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    If you eat healthy(besides beans and the like) your fart less and it smells less bad.
     
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    Depends on the diet, there's time when my fart smells actually good and there's time where my fart smells like it could kill a person.
     
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    Roses or Rainbows.
     
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    you probably fart so much that your olfactory buds committed suicide and the remaining cowardly buds choose to forgot how farts smell. Please keep away from me AiFartchan
     
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