Discussion Dirty joke of the day. You have been warn.

ok here is another one.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?





How do you breathe through that tiny thing?

 

Like tampons, some cheerleaders are stuck-up!

 

Nice! Those are pretty good ones. Thanks for sharing

 

-What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
a. Source: bestlifeonline.com/dirty-jokes/

-Q. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. What comes after 69? A. mouthwash.
a. Source: creasedcards.com/blog/funny-adult-jokes-60-rude-jokes/

-It goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet. What is it? A bubblegum.
What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.
a. Source: only.com/dirty-jokes-for-her/

-What are the three shortest words in the English language? Is it in?
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife has passed away.
a. Source: scarymommy.com/best-dirty-jokes/

-Who can more more money in a week, a drug dealer or prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.
Mom, how do you spell "scrotum"? Honey, you should have asked me last night-it was on the tip of my tongue.
a. Source: mensxp.com/special-features/today/26253-24-inappropriate-jokes-that-are-so-dirty-theyre-actually-funny

 

Dude. I like your style. Thanks for the tips. I’ll check out those sites when I have a second

 

its not a joke per see but this cat rolling when see it

 

"Yo, bro, feeling backed up?"
"Ye bro, it's hard to masturbate when both of your hands are disabled"
"Understandable, have a nice fapping"

 

A YT user named "Dee P" said this in the video: "My ex-wife had a business like this with all of my friends but it didn't get anywhere because she kept swallowing all the profits...."

 

I got few good ones from web sama

What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."

An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?'' The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."

 

A sexual predator's Korean name is Sum Yung Gai.