Discussion If life give you lemons...

I have seen neither many nor few variations of this. so whats your favourite?
Mine rn is If life gives you lemons squeeze it back in life's eyes

 

"So I just found out that apparently a lemon isn’t naturally occurring and is a hybrid by cross breeding a bitter orange and a citron. Which means life never actually gave us lemons; we invented them all by ourselves."

From a twitter tweet. Although funny, it isn't true that humans are the creators of the fruit. Plant hybrids occur naturally quite easily and that is thought to be the case for lemons.

 

I like the original pretty well. But I like lemonade.

 

if life gives you lemons, short it....
Stonks for life....

 

When life gives you lemons you stuff it with C-4 and shove it down life's throat. (Or any inappropriate body part for you lewdists)

 

When life gives you melons, it means you’re dyslexic

 

When life gives me lemons, I'd treat them as appetizers

 

lemon tree

 

When life gives you lemons, call the police as they might contain suspicious additives

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice

 

If life gives you lemons, build a temple for them to worship their holy existence.

All lemon-abusers are sinners and all lime-lovers are heretics.

 

If life gives you lemons, just take them and squeeze them into the eyes of those who have wronged you, then sit and watch them suffer.

 

I recommend using life's lemons (oops, it's your now) to make a few cups of lemon juice. Also, add sugar/honey and some ice cubes for the best flavor.

 

...ask for more.

 

When life gives you lemons, eat the peels and hand the rest back to life to show your dominance.

 

If life give you lemons you start lemonade business...

 

Boil water to brew tea. Prepare honey.
Aaaah.....I can deal with whatever life is on again.

 

When life gives you lemons


Take the red pill

 

when life give you lemons, summon @Lemonfairy.