There is a box, open it?

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  1. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    *brings a box*
    Inside might be a cat, might not be.
    You can either open the box or let it remain close.
    If you open it, there is a 50% chance it's empty
    If you let it remain close, you can forever play with the hypothetical cat
     
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  5. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    *inhales*
    I like you

    That's pretty much same as opening it
     
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    IceLight303 Well-Known Member

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    As long as the two options are normal alive cat or empty, I will open the box.
     

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    MangoGuy Rambling Mango

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  8. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    That's....same as opening it
     
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    Hello? Police? There is a suspicious box that got delivered to my home. Yes, I don't know the sender. Yes, I'll leave it somewhere safe.

    https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=485217569092521
     
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    Despapa69 Revered 17 Syllable Sage

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  12. Harry

    Harry Now you see me

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    What is this? a suspicious box?
    Put the box into another slightly bigger box, wrap it nicely and write "HELP!!! The Kitten suffocating inside" and then put it in the middle of the road and hope there is kind soul who will pick the box
     
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    Curiosity killeed the cat.
     
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    Depends on if I'm trying to catch a serial killer.
     
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    Baldingere Roseau pensant

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    Open the box. Even if it's empty, I'll still have a free box ready to use.
     
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    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    Open the box, drive away the cat if it's there; don't want one of those critters polluting my home. :blobsalt:
    An empty box, on the other hand, might be of some use.
     
  17. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    You both know the empty box will stay at your house for years without any use
     
  18. Blitz

    Blitz ⛈️ awakened from the reverie❄️

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    Open it, keeping it trapped inside is animal cruelty. I mean how do you even play with a cat trapped in a box.
     
  19. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    Drop in food, water.
    Talk to it
    Pat the box
    Snuggle the box
     
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  20. Blitz

    Blitz ⛈️ awakened from the reverie❄️

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    How'd you drop in food and water?:sweating_profusely:
     
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