Role Playing Auctioning myself! (A part of it)

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  1. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    Have you ever wanted to be a slave owner, but simply lack the money to buy slaves from the market which cost a booming hundreds or even thousands of nuffies!

    Here's at Agentt's Happiness Association, we devided @Agentt 's body into many, many small squares, each of 1cm by 1 cm size, which is like a third of inch by a third of inch; which are for sale, each for a very cheap price of 50 nu,

    What are the benefits?
    1. You get a certificate of ownership.
    2. You get to call yourself a slave owner, immense help on Tinder and Grindr
    3. It's a great Valentine's and birthday gift, buy a square for your closest friends. It's fun, and feels personal. You can hang it on the wall, or post it on the media and it will serve as a great ice breaker.
    5. Self Sustaining. Here at Agentt's Happiness Association, we shall take care of your square for you, ensuring it gets the love and caring it deserves. You can also send it extra money, and even command us to pet him, play with him, tickle him, rub his belly. You can even request a picture of the square you own.


    The only downside being that all the squares are male.


    Buy your own square today, or gilft them to your loved one to show that you care.
     
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  2. Harry

    Harry Now you see me

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    I imagine myself becoming master with lots of slave harems, but they're male so my hope is crushed :bloborz:
     
  3. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    *pats*
    They can be traps?
     
  4. a14635

    a14635 Well-Known Member

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    :blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool::blobpopcorn_cool:
     
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  5. Melodious Nocturne

    Melodious Nocturne [Dance, water, dance!] [My name is Demyx!]

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    Will this square provide me cookies every day? ( ・᷄ὢ・᷅ )
     
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  6. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Bruh

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    How would you sell your blood? I want to forge a sword.
     
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  7. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    *pats*
    No, but it will deplete it, every second you spend here takes away a cookie
     
  8. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    I don't think 1cm by 1cm of blood film is enough
     
  9. Ruaan

    Ruaan Well-Known Member

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    *pat pat*
    Hope your buisness blooms over the domineering presence of the scammer Pokémon. Best wishes!
     
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  10. Melodious Nocturne

    Melodious Nocturne [Dance, water, dance!] [My name is Demyx!]

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  11. Glass Shard

    Glass Shard 【Fʅσσϝ Hυɳƚҽɾ】【Cαƚ Lσʋҽɾ】【⚓️】

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    I didnt know my pet was so poor that he had to sell peices of himself
     
  12. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Bruh

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    Would you care to do a bucket of blood?
     
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    He hasn't fed his kitty in days...
     
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  14. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    No, 1×1 for everyone
     
  15. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    ==_==)
    You are currently trying to kill me
     
  16. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    Ahh~~♡
    >.<
    It's not that! I just saw an advertisement for a company which sells 1 feet by 1 feet land so that you can call yourself a landowner, and recieve a certificate for the same,
     
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    So? Your Point? What does a cute kitty trying to kill her owner has to do with you not feeding your pet? Cute is Justice!
     
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  18. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    *picks up*
    *rocks like a baby*
    There there~
    *feeds cookies*
    *offers milk*
     
  19. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Bruh

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    Please? :aww:
     
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  20. Glass Shard

    Glass Shard 【Fʅσσϝ Hυɳƚҽɾ】【Cαƚ Lσʋҽɾ】【⚓️】

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    Lol
     
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