Discussion which animal is most likely to be an alien spy

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Deleted member 456425, Jun 12, 2022.

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On the other hand, are birds government spies?

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  1. Deleted member 456425

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    Which animal do you think is the most suspicious one?
    The one most probably spying with us and is conspiring with aliens to takeover the Earth.

    I think it's ants! They are intelligent and everywhere. They are good with handling their colony and has a clear system duties. They are small and sometimes unnoticeable. A close second for me would be sea horses... I dunno they just strange....
     
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    A red panda raccoon.
     
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    Mosquitoes. Always taking blood samples back to their overlords.
     
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    Baldingere Roseau pensant

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    I think it's humans! These animals betray you in a heartbeat!
     
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    Lol, reminds me how useless they are. I remember reading a comment about how they don't contribute anything to the ecology.
    But... do you really think humans as the same as animals? :blobsleepless:
    More of a pokemon than an alien to me.
     
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    lnv ✪ Well-Known Hypocrite

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    Rats

    Why else when there is a spy people say "There is a rat here" or when you get betrayed they "ratted you out"

    Rats are the spies, it's a fact
     
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    Baldingere Roseau pensant

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    Kinda
     
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    Cats, when fluffy is sleeping on your desk she's actually gathering intel. When you let her outside and she's gone for hours, she's making her report.
     
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    Since cats and rats are always fighting with each other, does that mean they work for different galactic organizations?
     
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    lnv ✪ Well-Known Hypocrite

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    Nope, cats aren't the spies. They are our overlords protecting us from the spies.

    I mean for anyone who thinks cats are the spies, have you ever tried getting a cat to do something? The CIA tried to put mics on a cat, that didn't work out so well... in comparison, rats are known to be trainable to steal even from banks.

    End of the day, cats already rule over us, they have 0 reason to spy. All just rat propaganda.
     
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    But that is exactly the reason cats would be the spies, feline disobedience is so ingrained that we don't give it a second thought. Just think about it, if you were secretly spying on someone, isn't being a position where you can do whatever you want, whenever you want a huge advantage. Also cats refusing to cooperate with the CIA is even more suspicious, just like they've got something to hide, and don't want to be monitored.
     
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    Cockroaches, because they are immortal and everywhere
     
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    I. . . I've never seen a cockroach in real life before. I'm kinda happy about it, but it makes me question their existence sometimes.
     
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    I congratulate you.
    I witnessed my very cool prof scream in a manner I'll never forget when a certain cockroach took off and flew near him.
     
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    For the Great Horned Rat, yes-yes-yess!
     
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    Hm, birds. The ex-dinosaurs. They want their hegemony back.