Fuck you trash food!!!

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  1. Raven Evernight

    Raven Evernight But they never just accepted me for the way I was…

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    Ugh I have nothing to eat at home anymore I was going to go make a sandwich to eat but the bread is out of date by 1 day 1 fucking day and it’s already gone mouldy the hell is this bullshit fuck you bread!!!
     
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  2. Zeusomega

    Zeusomega M.D of Olympus Pvt Ltd. Seeking [Boltzmann brain]

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    Mould in just a day?

    I doubt it was fresh in the first place, or you store it in an already contaminated wet place.


    Tip: do not eat the clean sides, there is no such thing as a clean side on a mouldy bread...if you can see the discoloration then the whole thing has already gone.
     
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  3. Silver Snake

    Silver Snake Magician of NUF|Show-off|Awkward|Genius

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    *pat pat* Go to a bakery
     
  4. Zeusomega

    Zeusomega M.D of Olympus Pvt Ltd. Seeking [Boltzmann brain]

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    Sad, was gonna rec some pudding or French toast... Stale breads are the best for these
     
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  5. xiao Yi

    xiao Yi I told you to forget me but you stayed by my side.

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    (。•́︿•̀。) let's go and buy freshly baked bread ٩(๑~▽~๑)۶
     
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    Make some noodles
     
  7. Raven Evernight

    Raven Evernight But they never just accepted me for the way I was…

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    I’m not a noodle eating asian I’m the curry eating kind
     
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    Then make some curry:blob_ghost:
     
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  9. Jojo775

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    I don't think Asians have bakeries at every corner, then again serves Raven right for the travesty of buying bagged bread.
    I buy half baked bread, the one you finish baking yourself in 10min coz I live in Ireland that's like USA regarding food. Sometimes they're not properly sealed or something so even if you have a week they're already dead...I mean mouldy.
     
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    I never heard about half baked bread before, really can't imagine it... is it more like a dough consistency or a bread consistency? But I feel like it will get mouldy faster since there's more moisture tho
     
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    xiao Yi I told you to forget me but you stayed by my side.

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    Hungry~
     
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    Jojo775 Honorary Algae Knight

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    Cooking serves as preserving, that's how ready made meals work. It's not edible as it is unless you want a stomachache, it's firm enough.
    It's a mini or normal bagutte sealed in plastic wrap so there's no moisture.
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  13. amilhs

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    You stored it wrongly..
    Poor bread..
     
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    ludagad Addicted to escapist novels

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    Oh damn, reminds me of my student days. Cut those in the middle, put some butter and cheese and served with cherry tomatoes :cookie:
     
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    Jojo775 Honorary Algae Knight

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    I had a phase where I would eat them with pesto, cherry tomatoes, prosciutto and a glass of cabernet saviugnon.
    I was feeling all snobby and shit, then my stomach betrayed me!
    I flexed my arms, a tingling feeling of snob energy flowing trough them. Then I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, a qi deviation!
     
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