If I translate novels will you buy?

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  1. Raven Evernight

    Raven Evernight But they never just accepted me for the way I was…

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    If I translate your favourite webnovels into cat language will you buy for your pet cat? Cats love them here is example… 52F97E57-A7AD-42CF-B251-2E10A33BFF18.jpeg 7D72BEFC-84B8-4363-84D1-FF4F4FF4E699.jpeg
     
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    For my cat then

    Yes YES Absolutely :blobtaco::blobtaco::blobtaco:
     
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  3. sakyuya

    sakyuya 【Villain】【Very tired and wants to retire】

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    I would love to buy one, but my cat is illiterate...:blobsad:
     
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  4. Beer_Kitty

    Beer_Kitty Just a very very drunk kitty that likes beer

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    I wont. I prefer beer.
     
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  5. Raven Evernight

    Raven Evernight But they never just accepted me for the way I was…

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    How horrible of you for not sending it to cat school you bad mother!!!!

    What if it’s book in where to did best beer
     
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  6. sakyuya

    sakyuya 【Villain】【Very tired and wants to retire】

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    Umyaaaaa...it's not my fault! it just didn't want to learn no matter what I said!

    It always slack off and wait for snack, when I get mad it will look at me with its baby doll eyes and evaporate my anger. When I ask it to go to bath, it will snarl at me and look at the water as if looking at a piece of trash. when I tried to bring it to school, all it does is sleeping under the sun till the school ended.

    So it's not my fault that it's illiterate!
     
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  7. Raven Evernight

    Raven Evernight But they never just accepted me for the way I was…

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    Show this comment to your mum and she’ll say ohh I said same thing about you when you were little…
     
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    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    Same
     
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  9. Raven Evernight

    Raven Evernight But they never just accepted me for the way I was…

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    It’s blind after reading your lolicon novels
     
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  10. Seigin

    Seigin [Lolicon][GenderBender Banzai!]

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    Don't need it, my cat knows english.
     
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  11. Raven Evernight

    Raven Evernight But they never just accepted me for the way I was…

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    Lies it’s french cat
     
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    My cat only understands dog language.

    Also, why did you translate this perverted book? I hope you don't get banned for this lewd content :D
     
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  13. Raven Evernight

    Raven Evernight But they never just accepted me for the way I was…

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    It’s your smut fantasy novel that I translated so you’ll go down with me
     
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    Zeusomega M.D of Olympus Pvt Ltd. Seeking [Boltzmann brain]

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    Meow meow meow meow, meow meow. Meow meow meow?


    Mewo....

    Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow.


    Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow.




    Ps : me' meow meeemeow me me wow.
     
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  15. Raven Evernight

    Raven Evernight But they never just accepted me for the way I was…

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    I can’t believe you’ve been through such a thing I’m sorry for your loss
     
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    sakyuya 【Villain】【Very tired and wants to retire】

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    Ah, tears fall from my eyes when I read your heartfelt thought. I ask my cat to translate it for me by the way, and as expected. Me and my cat don't understand whatever you write on your post. I'm sorry because me and my cat are both illiterate. :blob_teary::blobcatblush2:
     
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    Wait-
    Does your cat even want it ? :blobexpressionless:
     
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  18. ReaderReader

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    Pretty sure mine would , my cat sued to sleep on my books when she was a kitty , It was cute but would mark a gap between the pages she slept on cuz she heavy
     
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