New police officer of NUF

Maybe you can take post in the NU alleys? I'm sure there're lots of things going on there.

 

I agree. The things me and my brother did in a certain goose game are unspeakable and must never be brought to light.

 

There sure is. Sir, the fights among the fandoms, the heated discussions over fictional characters, the ranking of leads of the stories... I've seen it all sir. My heart went all duck-duck.

 

Like Kirikaize said, isn't that a goose?

 

On a scale from Incest to murder how bad was it?

 

I see I see... well, go ahead and bring them all in!

 

As bad as Raven could get.

 

Damn so you blew up building and framed it on your
Aunt

 

Is chasing geese considered a crime? (Instead of them chasing me)

 

Now that you say it, it has indeed started looking like one. We might've been led on a wild goose chase!

BTW, how do you tell them apart?

 

Don’t body Shame duck!!!

 

Nope, but it sure is considered foolish.

 

Aww that's too adorable!

 

But chasing them is so much fun, I understand why they chase people now

 

Duck:


Goose:

 

My second cousin the goose looks particularly horrifying but fear not, for he means well.