Princess With Red Hair

time to bring in my inner scammer sales.

Hot flaming cheeto in your area looking for someone to be her ranch.

 

Wow auctioning people off , sometimes Nuf feels like a black market

 

Alas, what is the use of a bride without another bride? I do not have the conscience (or rather the lack of) to let Sansin walk down the altar alone!

That's the spirit!

@Ginko Biloba WAIT DOES THIS MEAN WE COULD'VE JUST AUCTIONED SANSIN AS A BRIDE ALL ALONG?? AND BRING IN PROFITS?

 

Ofc, I support

 

I don't auction my friends without their consent, that is of course except for you. You are my most special friend, special in a way that you are to be auctioned when given the chance with or without your consent or knowledge

This ain't an auction this is the bachelorette absentee edition

 

nothing to see here~
go back before lost sanity point

 

For a moment, I thought this was a thread advertising the greatness of @akki hime-sama, but it's apparently an adoption thread?

 

This thread is just amazing

 

I see , a blind date marriage offer ?

 

Not adoption thread. It's marriage thread. Here we weave Sansin's red thread of fate with some rando-.....I mean someone special

Not blind but absent

 

It's okay, that's almost the same thing~

 

I feel flattered. I would also like to add, however, that in the event I am once again auctioned (with you, as agreed beforehand) I will be getting 79% of your auction fee.

Thanks! I try my best.

No, rather, it is simply an unwanted offer to gift my dear Sin a bride as she returns home!! Imagine her tears (of joy) as she returns home to find wedding decorations spread about her residence as I play piano in the background. For all these reasons, I implore you to help us end the search. Apply now!!

 

First it was missing ones' funeral now marrying them off.

 

It's all for the sake of getting Sansin to return.....too bad we still ain't seeing applicants

 

That was because the ones we were holding funerals for were masochists, the rich and royal deserve a more...gentle treatment. We need to coax them. APPLY NOW!!

As a diverse and accepting application, we accept humans regardless of gender, infact, you can even be a mushroom! The only true requirement is being cute, and you're all cuties. So, what are you waiting for?ᰔᰔᰔ

 

Lmao, you prolly need to lure them with some nuffies.

 

I ahem am not luring people with nuffies. This is a two-person job, that is @Ginko Biloba 's line of work. Can you help out a friend for old times' sake? ᥫ᭡

For additional inquiries, please consult me and my pokemon @Ginko Biloba . Job requirements include: being a cutie. This means that everyone can apply❣❣❣

 

I can offer 300ñ as dowry for whoever succeeds in applying

 

This is not a bribe, just a well-meaning guarantee fee! Apply now. Please.