"Hm? Why are you only getting the small white ones?" "I'm only getting white pumpkins because they are superior to the orange ones since they are the new black." "Jesus, you know that's a TV show? Right?" "...Is it?" Backstory: I and my friend went shopping for pumpkins for Halloween. (P.S. Do you think using a bug-repellant candle for the pumpkins is a good idea? Just worried the pumpkin will smell weirder than it already is. It's already getting colder so maybe all the bugs are going away? Hmm... But I am worried the pumpkin will attract flies. Whatever, anyways I already bought it, I'll see if it's good.)