Discussion Nicest insults you could think of

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  1. LeniSnow

    LeniSnow New Pretty Member

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    Give me insults that are said, maybe intelligently that it sounds nice, sarcastic but definitely not spiteful, almost respectful but definitely induce damage to the person you're saying it to..... That's if, they do understands it.

    Something like:
    "Your inferiority complex is justified"
    "I'd prefer a battle of wits, but you appear unarmed"
    "All of god's creations are beautiful, but I don't know who made you"
     
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  2. Seigin

    Seigin [Lolicon][GenderBender Banzai!]

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    "All of us have a purpose, I hope you find yours"


    I tried haha
     
  3. Slief

    Slief Well-Known Member

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    "You Donut" - Gordon Ramsey, might not be an intelligent insult but y'know i just wanted to get it out there.
     
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    livorino Well-Known Member

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    We have idiots, stupid people, dumb people and then we have you.
    Everyone in life makes mistakes, but your parent made the biggest one.
     
  5. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Bruh

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    “Whoever told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you a worse advice.”

    “I hope your day is filled with people like you.”
     
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    When the gods rained blessings (or a specific trait like intelligence), you were probably sleeping.
     
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  7. PotatoZero

    PotatoZero Well-known Potato

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    Meeting you has shown me that God's mercy is indeed boundless.
     
  8. Kuroguma

    Kuroguma [Cyber Lich] [Aspie] [SOX][Forgotten Perv]

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    I would insult you except it would be an insult to insults.
     
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  9. TamaSaga

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    (Looks at you), Whatever, guess I'll just do it.
     
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    You make everyone around you feel more attractive.
     
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  11. The Hamster Overlord

    The Hamster Overlord Mad scientist/Revered wizard/Alleged antichrist

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    Looking at you, I am glad that modern technology allows us to bypass natural selection
     
  12. Silver Spark

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    You are like diarrhea, lot but no substance.

    Just say it while laughing.
     
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    So glad your million neurons are working
     
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    You are like a bag filled with bags. (full of yourself)

    A personal fav from my mother tongue - Onion
    Ya know how the onion has got layers and layers? well, you get nothing when you keep peeling the layers. The same way, when you go inside that brain and personality you got literally nothing, no substance.
     
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  15. sakyuya

    sakyuya 【Villain】【Very tired and wants to retire】

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    Don’t try to think too hard. Else your brain might explode.
     
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  16. LeniSnow

    LeniSnow New Pretty Member

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    Oh wow! you're so open minded, it literally got nothing.
     
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  17. Esha07

    Esha07 ☄your favorite meanie࿐ྂ

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    *jots down the good ones*
     
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    You dummy~ :blobxd:
    just add an emoji and they won't think it's an insult.
     
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  19. LeniSnow

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    Well:blobReach:~ it's gonna be useless to insult you because it'll probably take you a day to figure it out~~ nyaaa:blobpats::aww::blobpats::blobparty:

    Like this?
     
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    Cyltea New Member

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    :blobjoy::blobjoy:
    Thank you for the praise, you're so kind~ :blobnom::blobpats:
     
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