Discussion NPC drops

If you were a mob/NPC, what would you drop when defeated?

I don't have much on me most days. If you're lucky I might drop a couple hard candies.

 

I would drop my collection of yuri
And if they're real lucky, then it'd be merch of my favorite vtubers

Oh and I'd make it so that you can't sell my drops

 

I wouldn't drop anything at all. Maybe a lucky scrunchie on a good day

 

My drop? I think you can get white gloves, taser, wallet, reading glasses, handkerchief, suits, smartphone, or even my lucky charm.

 

My dead body that will refresh in few minutes.

 

*think think thinks* ...maybe 1~3 slices of Mr. @Fossil's chocolate cake?

and they cant be deleted from inventory either

 

Cursed item that gives you a debuff of -999 charisma.

 

Mucus, or something whiter. Depends on the beauty of the person who does kill me.

 

Probably some snacks/desserts, some cash, a travel package of tissues, a hair tie, a mini first-aid kit and a mystery box.

The mystery box can be opened once a week for another couple nice snacks or small amount of cash. But it has another, hidden effect. It will cause intense cramps at random times, about three times a month for a few hours at a time to whoever has it in their inventory.

“You who have beaten me, I grant you my small trinkets as inheritance.
…. But so too do I require that thee understand …. MY PAIN!!” **dark and doom-y boss music plays**

 

x1 Glasses (+2 to perception)
x1 Headphones (-3 to alertness checks when equipped, but +3 to saves against compulsion effects)
x1 Wristwatch (+1 to initiative when not surprised)
x10 Copper Coins

 

My drop items would be

Depressed thoughts X 3
Funny memes X 100
Such is life , self sabotaging quotes X 50
Procrastinating power X 200
Happy life , no drama X 150
Lots of saved nuffies
Mood light X 2