So guys what really came first..

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  1. CountryMage

    CountryMage [XSanguine8] not my blood...

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    Actually, "the" comes before them both in the question.

    Anyway, I've read enough novels to know the true answer. It is very obvious, that a lizard found himself a piece of sacred jade, where he cultivated until he evolved to a dragon, and unlocked it's MC cheats. Thus the Dragon MC used its dragon sexiness to gather a harem, but being of the greedy type, he deprived the eggs of dou qi, so only chickens hatched.
     
  2. fuzor100

    fuzor100 Standby mode...

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    Anyone of you read tate no yuusha? There's a chapter that say Rat (The mad scienties) hates dragon because dragon is a horny beast that defiled many creatures that lead to many new species such as wyvern, drake, dragonewt and chicken! So Chicken is a descendant of a dragon and a bird.
     
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  3. Jiggy

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    It has to be the egg coz i ate an egg b4 i ate a fried chicken
     
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  4. Mr_Magika

    Mr_Magika Big oof

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    Chickens did. Their ancestors evolved to reproduce by laying eggs. Birds are distantly related to dinosaurs, which are primitive reptiles that mostly laid eggs too.
     
  5. RakuraiSenshi

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    This is what I was going to ask. If it's "a chicken's egg (as in, laid)" then the chicken must come first by definition, since he chicken must exist to create the egg. If it's "chicken egg (as in, pre-baby stage of a chicken)" then by definition the egg came first since the chicken can't exist without its egg stage of development. Then there's the "parents of an egg have different dna to its child that has dna considered to be that of a chicken" that makes sure it's not a closed loop. It's kinda English Language mixed with biology? Unless a chicken appeared without egg stage maybe, e.g. Supervirus altered an animal's dna that turned it into a chicken, etc.
     
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    Chiken, of course KFC invented it
    the egg is a lie, it was invented by the illuminati
     
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  7. SenjiQ

    SenjiQ [Wise, for a Bird]

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    I think you'll find that the fan-taled cuckoo came before the egg
     
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    uuuuhh...D.N.A.???????????????????????????????????????
     
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    In terms of evolutionary history, reproductive changes are the most delicate and slow changing, so it unlikely that one day that eggs rapidly developed as a way of shielding young, There are plenty of examples of egg laying creatures before the chicken and similar birds, so:
    egg was first

    Most importantly, the bird biology is pretty unique in terms of taking advantage of egg laying to change its internal morphology/structure/anatomy so radically compared to other living creatures. If feel like for this specific reason the egg would have had to been around first for birds to optimize to the advantages they enjoy.
     
  10. Kin

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    Doesnt matter which came first as long its free meal
     
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    the egg came first. was a mutated egg of some bird-reptile hybrid...
     
  12. sweed

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    Obviously dinosaurs. They laid eggs -> egg mutated-> chicken was born
     
  13. Black Heart

    Black Heart A Perfectly Normal Individual

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    Egg, because dinosaurs didn't lay chickens
     
  14. Faust

    Faust NUF Silent Ninham

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    chicken... cause u said chicken first then the egg
     
  15. villain

    villain [DCLXVI's] [cat-loving evil mastermind]

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    I like the evolutionary argument some people made.
     
  16. Aria

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    chicken ;

    random chicken ancestor dino -> random chicken ancestor dino egg (slightly mutated) -> random chicken ancestor dino (slightly mutated) -> random chicken ancestor dino egg (mutated) -> random chicken ancestor dino who looks more like chicken -> random chicken ancestor dino who looks more like chicken egg (slightly mutated) -> random chicken ancestor dino who looks more like chicken egg (mutated) -> chicken -> chicken (egg)

    ...

    but I guess if you look at it sideway, it could be egg first... but at that time we still don't know whether the egg is a [normal -whatever creature it is] egg or [the animal we called chicken] egg hummm