I saw this the other day: I started laughing uncontrollably on the bus and everyone stared at me like I was crazy -_-
Oh........ well there's a game I'm never playing. I like my games to have plot. And not be super weird, definitely not be super weird. Oh well to each their own.
Some of my favourite Jack handey deep thoughts. - When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear. - One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late, - A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke. - He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven---with a gun. - I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.
Yeah, I'd probably act the same way...... I'd have to avoid showing it to my relatives though, the older ones would slap me for it even at my current age.
Honestly there was a time when i cared bout my like to post ratio and tried to get as many likes as possible. Till i went to the members tab of the forums and lost all hope. THE THREAD STILL LIVES!!
it was only 71 away when i posted this... it was close enough to 7k for it to not matter if i said 7k or not...