Discussion Hey do you want a girlfriend

well, here is the thing you single nobodies. I am gonna give some advice.


But first, do you want a girlfriend? now some of you will say yes immediately, if so, SHAME ON YOU. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK. Seriously think about it, do you want a girlfriend. Here's the thing friends, some of you don't. Some of you romanticize this idea of relationships, and that they will fix all your problems. If you are lonely and got crippling depression, a girl isn't your solution. maybe get a pet, rather than drag someone else into that hot mess. now that being said, if you actually are seeking advice (not sure why you are on a novel website), I am here.

Step 1: look like a human being. Not hard to explain, decent clothes, basic hygiene, maybe a haircut.

Step 2: confidence. You got to have some confidence, or seem confident. Self assurance is one hell of a pheromone. I am not saying be a smug bastard, just have some confidence. Or fake it. fake it real hard if you are a low self-esteem, self loathing type of person.

Step 3: talk to them like they are a human being. Jesus, some of you need to realize, girls at the end of the day, are just human beings. Have a regular conversation with them, don't always try to hit on girls you meet, just let things happen organically. If you really have trouble with this, just picture them as dudes. Unless you are bi and flirt with every man you meet. Then pretend something else pls.

Step 4: Dating isn't cheap, so if you are broke get a job you bum.

Step 5: above all else, be yourself. Unless you are a socially inept weeb, then be someone else pls. Pls god don't be you, I don't to set something like that out onto women everywhere. I am not evil.

this isn't a guaranteed guide, just tips.

Spoiler: joke

just the tip

. Hi I am Chinese mc and this is my romance talk show "stop being single you cuck, and thank me later"

 

I want to have a girlfriend so that I can be NTR'd by some alpha guys. That would be satisfying.

 

i like the relevant first response.

 

While yes I am a mess. I can assure you there is nothing hot about it.

 

I had a good laugh after reading this thread..
XD xD

 

Is this an advice no one asked for? Or is it just my imagination?

 

How can I prevent these crappy topics from taking up my precious NUF latest update feed from NU?

 

This should be renamed as :

Common Sense Guide.

 

Chinese MC do you had girlfriend

 

oh man.


Lately i have been asking myself the same thing. So i am gonna make a thread on how to not make shitty threads.

 

i want Harem >.<

 

Wow. This post is so cringy.

 

;-;


yeah, a long time ago ;-;

that's why i didn't name it the common sense guide

 

Is your fiancee broke your marriage promise like in xianxia

 

maybe paradoxile is interested?

 

Well, if you want to tell the truth, I completely lost interest in relationship after being cucked in real life.

 

if you couldn't tell, it's mostly satire. Although there is little nuggets of wisdom in there~

CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNNN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEEEAAAAAAAL

 

please don't

the paradox will kill us all

 

Hahaha this thread is sad

 

It's more to curious and why I must interested with smug Chinese MC no offense not this Chinese mc