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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      ♪ There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold, And she's buying a stairway to heaven ♪
      1. Arcturus, Poor_Hero and hayyan like this.
    2. akki
      akki
      Happy anniversary gravity!
      1. Poor_Hero and CDLevit like this.
      2. akki
        Nov 29, 2016
    3. akki
      akki
      1 trophy point for following @Satan, how much if you sold your soul I wonder...
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      3. ghostcat
        ghostcat
        you know that "holy water" is not the same for everyone right?....
        Jan 25, 2016
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      4. kraken296
        kraken296
        I don't know what you mean *acts stupid*
        Jan 25, 2016
      5. akki
        akki
        I know. Holds no meaning for me, but I'm going with the flow
        Jan 25, 2016
    4. akki
      akki
      Good morning everyone, Good afternoon to some, Good evening to others and Goodnight to those few. Did I miss anything?
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      2. prongsjiisan
        prongsjiisan
        Good evening
        Jan 25, 2016
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      3. akki
        akki
        Good evening to you too. And, I guess good night soon huh. Unless you're a bit of an insomniac lol
        Jan 25, 2016
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      4. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        good hell-o
        Apr 7, 2017
    5. akki
      akki
      a nobody, a loner, drifting here, and then over there....
      1. Matsurika and Poor_Hero like this.
      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Heh...
        Feb 22, 2017
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    6. akki
      akki
      Urgh. Seclusion. Bye.
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    7. akki
      akki
      Sleep, why hast thou forsaken me?
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      3. akki
        akki
        Can you give it to me?
        Feb 22, 2017
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Then I'll be sleepless ;-;
        I think you need to give me something of equal value
        Feb 22, 2017
      5. akki
        akki
        You already sleep plenty so you don't need anymore~
        Feb 22, 2017
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    8. akki
      akki
      Yessssss I survived!
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      3. akki
        akki
        It'll probz be finished by the end of the week. Unless we start again from the beginning
        Jan 22, 2016
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      4. erichninja
        erichninja
        That most likely not gonna happen
        Jan 22, 2016
      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
        Nov 30, 2016
    9. akki
      akki
      Arittake no yume o kaki atsume, Sagashi-mono o sagashi ni yuku no sa
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      2. CDLevit
        Jan 21, 2016
      3. akki
        akki
        Opening lyrics to One piece
        Jan 21, 2016
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    10. akki
      akki
      I wonder how it feels to dine and dash...
      1. Nimbus, Poor_Hero and Animester like this.
      2. Yukkuri Oniisan
        Yukkuri Oniisan
        Once upon a time...
        I ate at a food vendor...
        Then something urgent happened, so I immediately leave the place...
        Then later that day... I remembered that I haven't paid...
        I felt guilt but I also didn't want to back to that place since it was really awkward...
        So except if you couldn't feel any guilt, feel free to dine and dash
        Jan 21, 2016
      3. akki
        akki
        My brother always says he wants to do it once but I can't be bothered. Not cos I'll feel guilty but just don't wanna
        Jan 21, 2016
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    11. akki
      akki
      What does one do with trophy points? Can they be exchanged for cultivation resources or martial skills?
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      3. canaria23
        canaria23
        sleep?
        Jan 20, 2016
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      4. raven
        raven
        *bangs head to table*
        nice burn but no double burn..................
        Jan 20, 2016
        Aina Seira and akki like this.
      5. Aina Seira
        Aina Seira
        Jan 20, 2016
        akki likes this.
    12. akki
      akki
      What is this F5 sect? For me it's all Refresh, refresh, REFRESH!
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      3. whosays25
        whosays25
        Ugh, it's hard to do that on phone.
        Jan 20, 2016
      4. tocos10
        tocos10
        about an hour of doing it and you be typing at your previous speed with minimal effort. I can't type the other way now.
        Jan 20, 2016
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      5. whosays25
        whosays25
        Lol
        Jan 20, 2016
    13. akki
      akki
      I love Ze Tian Ji but the end of that arc was kinda boring
      1. Nimbus and Poor_Hero like this.
    14. akki
      akki
      I kinda wish someone would kill Lin Feng
      1. OwO, Nimbus and Poor_Hero like this.
      2. OwO
        OwO
        *kll lin feng*
        Jun 29, 2017
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    15. akki
      akki
      Jiggling for justice
      1. Anon Ymous and Nimbus like this.
      2. Lovely
        Lovely
        *roll*
        Aug 1, 2016
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        *rolls with lovely*
        Feb 22, 2017
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    16. akki
      akki
      Quick, close your eyes
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      3. Zone Q11
        Zone Q11
        Jun 29, 2017
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      4. Risus
        Risus
        Thank you, Q

        Hey, Akki, do you remember what this status was about?
        Jun 29, 2017
      5. akki
        akki
        I honestly can't remember~
        Jun 29, 2017
    17. akki
      akki
      If I ever join the 'first' craze someone please slap me!
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      3. akki
        akki
        You skipped the 'If' and went straight for the 'Slap'. Ouch! It's not nice waking up with a swollen cheek
        Jan 16, 2016
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      4. Shio
        Shio
        We are just testing ;)
        *slap*
        Jan 16, 2016
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      5. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        kick
        Apr 7, 2017
    18. akki
      akki
      All them years ago why didn't they offer Chinese/japanese as a language course in my school?
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      2. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        ...
        Jan 12, 2016
    19. akki
      akki
      O Mo Tian Ji, Mo Tian Ji, wherefore art thou Mo Tian Ji?
    20. akki
      akki
      na na na na na na na na japtem!
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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