Comments on Profile Post by brianf

Ah, he has invaded you

he followed me to my base ugh!

boing!~ boing~~ boingg~~

*commences cell division*

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*cell division complete*

the invasion of slime begins!

my baseeeeeee... it's full of blue slimeeeeeee what to do ne.... @Lachiel helppppppp we have to get rid of this slime from my home base before it spreads!

TOO LATE. It's already spreading like ebola on steroids.

no no nonono ... am i aaaahhh!! i'm turning blue!

*sucks @FlowingSong and @JJ into my body*

No escape! Muahahaha!

*tries not to exhale* *ran out of oxygen* *breathe in slime juice* *Drowns* *The end*

And this is the story of JJ while inside the slime. I don't know what happened to FlowingSong though. I hope she survived.

*grabs JJ*
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER OR YOUR JJ WILL MEAN NOTHING ANYMORE! WE NEED TO GET OUT!

My fluids are 20% oxygen and diffuse into you're cells, so there should be no problems such as asphyxiation. Additionally, we provide a balanced and nutritious fluid meals as well.

[ Welcome to the Slime Hotel! Once you enter, you'll never leave! ]

(whether you like to, or not)

We have wifi too~

OMYGOD WHAT IS THIS PLACE? *wanders around slimy slime hotel while holding the lifeless JJ* *pokes slime receptionist*

JJ, hearing the sound of gurgled mess inside the slime juice, opened his eyes and saw FlowingSong shouting with despair. Seeing this, he tried to swim on the sticky fluid, but his struggle is for naught.

FS: JJ wake up you're dreaming! we're in this slimy hotel now... *slaps JJ*

Now I'm motivated to stay inside the slime. FREE INTERNET!

well i guess it's not that bad. I have to go and train my divine clones while inside this slime!

{Unyaa~ did'ya forget somebody here?}
As in the observer?

Nn? What? Really?
Say why are there suddenly 2 slimes here? (Slime and brianf)

@Zone Q11 i didn't know you were in here with us did slime digest you too?

Nope, you all ignored me while my Alt-Ego observed.
[It was a pleasure indeed]

@Zone Q11 i am so sorry, do you want a slime cookie?

Ooh! Thank y-
[Pass, slime cookies invades body and corrupts mind after eaten. The soul is safe though]
Eeh!?

@Zone Q11 ARE YOU ALRIGHT???????? *gasp!* *i just found that slime cookie somewhere around here i didn't know it was poisonous*

{Don't worry missy, we are observers, we won't be poisoned by that}
...Is what you say, but it hurts!
[Solution: this effect lasts for 5 minutes before the slime is eliminated]

@Zone Q11 wh-what?! but the slime is asleep! how do we eliminate a sleeping slime? he regenerates faster when sleeping!

Who said I'm human? He's already eliminated, in my stomach that is.

Muahaha! Slime is immortal! Slime takes over Zone from the inside out! First, the slime parasite crawls into his brain and takes over motor functions. Second, his stomach is turned into a slime nest! Finally, (explode!!) ... *zone has become a slime*

And that kids is why you should never eat slimes

@Ophious how the.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN A POST THAT'S MORE THAN 6 MONTHS OLD!?

I got bored and just found this.

how did you even end up here?!

I would like to know that also!!

And in the end, I'm still not a slime.
...funny though, because 08 is.