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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      Oh hi paranoia, it's been a while. Want some coffee while you're here?
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      2. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        I want tea.
        Feb 10, 2016
      3. Poor_Hero
        Poor_Hero
        chocolate milk for me ⊙﹏⊙
        Feb 10, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        Feb 10, 2016
    2. akki
      akki
      I spy with my little eyes, something beginning with C...
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      2. akki
        akki
        *ding ding ding* we have a winner
        Feb 10, 2016
      3. canaria23
        canaria23
        you in a theater?
        Feb 10, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        hah no. posted from my room as i was leaving. just needed an easy clue
        Feb 10, 2016
    3. akki
      akki
      the sun is such a tease. Good morning everyone
      1. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        Good night.
        Feb 10, 2016
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      2. Nimbus
        Nimbus
        Good afternoon
        Feb 10, 2016
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    4. akki
      akki
      When I'm nervous I get mouth diarrhea.........g'night all
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      3. slaughter god
        slaughter god
        That was...weird.
        Feb 10, 2016
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      4. NaM
        NaM
        LIKE!! lols

        Night!
        Feb 10, 2016
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      5. TheGirlWhoWearsGlasses
        TheGirlWhoWearsGlasses
        That was the sweetest status I've red this day~
        Feb 10, 2016
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    5. akki
      akki
      Group hug. Want one now!
      1. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        Feb 9, 2016
      2. akki
        akki
        I know right. My 2D wife lol
        Feb 9, 2016
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      3. Arcturus
        Arcturus
        *Hugs*
        Feb 9, 2016
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    6. Zone Q11
      Zone Q11
      No [Title]?
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      2. Animester
        Animester
        first was FS, second was Ldyrdy...
        Feb 9, 2016
      3. Zone Q11
        Zone Q11
        Ah~ I see~
        Feb 9, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        I'll take it before I get demoted to #4
        Feb 9, 2016
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    7. akki
      akki
      Just once I'd like a blind guy to jump in and say wtf is Mount Tai? I can't recognise it either
      1. Shio likes this.
    8. akki
      akki
      Tired. Cold. Cranky. Need coffee.
      1. Poor_Hero likes this.
      2. NaM
        NaM
        Here Tea~ lols
        Feb 9, 2016
      3. TheGirlWhoWearsGlasses
        TheGirlWhoWearsGlasses
        Feb 9, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        @NaM accepts tea with a disappointed look on face. Drinks tea, cold disappears, crankiness doubles lol

        @TheGirlWhoWearsGlasses pass on anything naruto. Melons though, yummmm!
        Feb 9, 2016
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    9. akki
      akki
      Not the biggest fan of disaster movies but World War Z was kinda awesome. Goodnight all
      1. Poor_Hero likes this.
      2. Arcturus
        Arcturus
        The book is better
        Dream Well
        Feb 8, 2016
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      3. akki
        akki
        I'll see if I can find a copy
        Feb 9, 2016
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    10. akki
      akki
      wish I had control over the neighbours lights
      1. Poor_Hero likes this.
      2. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        Cultivate the dao of the stone. Joking..
        Feb 8, 2016
      3. akki
        akki
        Lol
        Feb 8, 2016
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    11. akki
      akki
      Oh the heavens crying again. Cheer up dude...
      1. Chiaroscuro
        Chiaroscuro
        when the heaven doesnt cry it gets too frisky it's hot for mortals lol
        Feb 8, 2016
      2. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        Well, see, the rain brought you a chef. Ask her for food.
        Feb 8, 2016
    12. akki
      akki
      Child of light locked with a password. Solving a riddle lets you read the chapter. Kinda cool
      1. fluffymigs and CDLevit like this.
    13. fluffymigs
      fluffymigs
      *steals your pantys while you are stalking @Zone Q11 *
      Leaves a Note:
      <Thank you for your Donation to the Hentai is Justice Foundation>
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      3. Zone Q11
        Zone Q11
        ...nope. I don't believe you. You, who were once a cat.
        Feb 8, 2016
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      4. akki
        akki
        Lol @Zone Q11 no. Liked your posts. Their like Nimbus's
        Feb 8, 2016
      5. Zone Q11
        Zone Q11
        Really? @Nimbus is the original though? I only chose the one which interests me.
        Feb 8, 2016
    14. akki
      akki
      Am I early? Late? Happy Lunar New Years everyone :)
      1. Slimikyi likes this.
      2. Slimikyi
        Slimikyi
        As remy-san said, while I also called it Chinese New Years, non-Chinese celebrate it as well. So, it might be best to tweak it as "Lunar New Years".

        Thanks! And same to you~ =)
        Feb 7, 2016
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      3. TheGirlWhoWearsGlasses
        TheGirlWhoWearsGlasses
        Depends on the country desuyo~
        Feb 7, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        Feb 8, 2016
    15. akki
      akki
      puzzles + riddles = fun/headache
      1. Zone Q11 and Ariki_Rastavara like this.
      2. Zone Q11
        Zone Q11
        But the fun is worth it!
        Feb 7, 2016
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      3. akki
        akki
        Yah definitely. I had excel open figuring out that ship one. It was a mess. Got it right though
        Feb 7, 2016
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      4. Zone Q11
        Zone Q11
        Good job! T-T
        Feb 7, 2016
    16. akki
      akki
      is wondering what bacon tastes like. Good morning everyone
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      2. Ariki_Rastavara
        Ariki_Rastavara
        I haven't really tasted it myself but it should be tasting like.... Meat
        Feb 7, 2016
      3. raven
        raven
        @akki i can't eat bacon and beef cuz of religon
        Feb 7, 2016
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      4. akki
        akki
        Feb 7, 2016
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    17. akki
      akki
      Is in a mood. Here's to a dreamless sleep. Goodnight all
    18. akki
      akki
      *whispers* buy the ticket, take the ride
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      2. akki
        akki
        (/_\)
        Feb 6, 2016
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      3. Blank9
        Blank9
        $.$
        Feb 6, 2016
      4. Risus
        Risus
        ¤.¤
        Feb 7, 2016
    19. akki
      akki
      Blink once if it's a yes. Cough twice if it's not a no. Fake faint if it's weird. Run away if you're creeped out.
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      2. Risus
        Risus
        *stares*
        Feb 6, 2016
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      3. Ariki_Rastavara
        Ariki_Rastavara
        *stares*
        *coughs*
        Feb 6, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        *stares back*
        Feb 6, 2016
    20. akki
      akki
      awake but not all of me agrees. Need coffee *hints* at @Animester
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      3. kraken296
        kraken296
        @Animester if that is true you might need to relocate your ingredients and already completed product before they get stolen. I can help you relocate it *evil laugh*
        Feb 6, 2016
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      4. Animester
        Animester
        No thanks @kraken296 ...I think i would regret it later if i gave u to relocate....
        Feb 6, 2016
      5. akki
        akki
        @Animester I can look after them. I promise not to take the occasional sip
        @hayyan hmm away
        Feb 6, 2016
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
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