A glimpse of a unicorns hooves is supposed to grant you good luck m8. Not to mention a unicorn voluntarily showing you its hooves is like a human female flashing you her tits. Be wise and don't turn it down bruv.
Here I come. Dashing to the rescue. The great! The one! The only! ME!!! *kills originalchaser and protects Lenny*
Will written check, Porn stash burnt check, Browser history deleted check, Well then lay it at me, cause I'm as ready as they get.
Yatta! Yatta! Since you like to pretend to be dead. . . *slays the unicorn with my awesome amazing huge sword!*
Like shit. I'm contemplating the meaning of the world and my place in it and the only constant reply I seem to be getting is 'you're a bitch' :(
Bring it little pickle, I happen to know some pregnant women with cravings for pickles. You so much as touch a hair on my body and you will be molested by a very hormonally imbalanced/deranged women who is soon to give birth >:D
I dub thee the world's greatest comedian fake cross-dressing unicorn male. desu desu desu desu Can we invite him already, @Frozen ink desu ne~?
My grandmoms in a grave, so unless you're into necrophilia with a women 60 years or maybe more older than you. I'd suggest you didnt
And you lost hands down. You need talent to mix Chinese insults with modern day foul word abbreviations and Victorian English. Up to now I'm then only one whose succeeded.
Country? Fool! Back in my day I was a peerless beauty with jade like skin and the aura of a fairy queen. Country? Humph, empires fought and eradicated each other just for the opportunity to let me walk over them. Brandish not thine 2nd class beauty in front of me little pauduwan.
he seems to be a really good friend indeed desu~ Okay, I will let him go this time and in the future too. @Caos better be gratefull to your normal friend @Yukisora Haseo here desu ne~!!!
Pretense is for the weak, I am a big boy who need pretend not for I am a grown boy with a righteous heart :)
nyuhuhuhhuhuhuhhuhu~ *runs away from xxx* *burns xxx down to the ground* *kills @Laksha* next time dont mess with us white bois, or you wont get away with just dying in a pool of your own blood desu ne~