Comments on Profile Post by Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal

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*shivers*

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*sharpens knife*

*hides in a corner*

|.+) no talking about washboard and height, ne~ onii-chan~? *giggles*

N-no?
Why would I talk about such things...
H-ha...
Hahaha...

|.+) are you sure, onii-chan~?

Don't worry master! No one can be shorter than your disciple... hahaha.... wuuu.... q.q

*whispers* brother master has awakened a beast

|.+) your height?!

Wuu... 152cm QwQ

How old are you? |.+) IRL

M-master, disciple can't grow anymore at the age of 17...

Eh, I am a little over 183 cm...

M-master! Brother master is bullying us... wuu....

... W-what can we do about it.... wuuu....
wuuu....

Cut off your legs?

How would that help?!
*smacks you in the head*

Ow. It will help a lot. Getting rid of all the tall people so the short can become the tallest :D

Right, master? @Shem

I can tell you are her disciple because you can think of such a thing and call it a 'solution'.
But no, unfortunately my legs would regenerate in no time.

Then we just have to continuously cut it d(￣ ￣)

Nah, I already tried it.
Gave trucks of organs and members to a near hospital.
Never got even close of even blacking out.
I even nuked myself once.
*shrugs*

Q.O*teary-eyed* I'm only 154 cm

QwQ master is taller than disciple... wuuu....
if brother master donated so much organs... brother master must have a lot of money $.$

*gasp* is my height the reason why master made me her disciple??

My brother's money is mine+_+ no one can get it other than me.
*gasps* Y-You're wrong! >.>

I see a conspiracy there...
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Where?! I have poor eyesight <.<

Same here! Hmm... then master can get it from brother master and then give some to disciple! From there, it's master's money!
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Is master certain?

Brother master sees no conspiracy... hurry and go to the eye doctor!

@Shem My height is... hoho~

How does 'hoho~' translate into meters?

Too tall she can't see Mt.Tai

She who?

Your sister..

Eh...
I wonder what she has to say about this... >.>

Me too.

Wuu.... why am I the shortest male here?
*waiting for one day that a male short than me comes*

Are you immortal?
Because if not, you're not gonna live enough for it.

Brother master, teach this disciple how to grow taller ;;