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  1. Evil
    Evil
    It's possible
    Apr 10, 2017
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  2. 3rd Rate Hikikomori
    3rd Rate Hikikomori
    I . . . don't get it.
    Apr 10, 2017
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  3. Balthazzar
    Balthazzar
    ................................................
    Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
    Cuz when he asked them who the best composer was, all they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach".
    Apr 10, 2017
  4. Balthazzar
    Balthazzar
    want another?
    Apr 10, 2017
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  5. Hallow Cause
    Hallow Cause
    Why did nobody go to the mushroom guy's party? Cause his house didn't have mushroom. (I heard this joke in some website)
    Apr 10, 2017
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  6. Hallow Cause
    Hallow Cause
    But no one realised that the mushroom guy was actually a fungi.
    Apr 10, 2017
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  7. candidlemonade
    candidlemonade
    Apr 13, 2017
  8. Balthazzar
    Balthazzar
    Im sure you have heard this once before but here anyway

    Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

    Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

    Doctor: "Nine."
    Apr 13, 2017
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