Comments on Profile Post by Ranz

So that was your intention?!? How could you even try to pair me up with that guy...

I was high. On meds. I blame it all on @Neutrality

Fry that carp. He's quite delicious with Oddish and Tangela as side-dishes.

>_>
It made so much sense! Suddenly he just starts winning after like a hundred games.

See!!! @Neutrality is poisoning me again.....wait, why does that makes so much sense...

Stop it! Don't make so much sense... @Neutrality

don't know weather to laugh or cry because of this.
and the reason for this.
how do i give you like this? @LaDyViL

I'm innocent. Have a carp *push @Neutrality *

i can actually delete.xD

A grilled carp*drools*. Let's eat @kfahad. We'll share 50% each.

@kfahad you can obviously delete your own posts...

Even their titles sort of match! [Lurker beast]×[Yandere sect elder]

*read comments* I feel like a third wheel....*scoots away* Enjoy your date...

Not really...

give me half, i hate grilled carp but if it's raw carp.
i'll gladly take it.
is that carp commoner carp or noble carp?

*traps @LaDyViL* You're not going anywhere before apologizing for trying to pair me up with that beast...

damn this 2 carp and lady!
i really want to hug you 2 in the neck!

So he's the beast huh...
That makes you the beauty.

@kfahad It's a noble carp. One of the rarest with the ability to speak. A tiny portion of its meat is worth more than your life...

@Neutrality you really want to get eaten, huh?

What do you mean? >_>
I tells em like I sees them

I can't apologize when I've done a GOOD deed (>.<)

hey carp get out of that pond here.
lets talk man to man!
or man to carp?
anyway meet me at the rooftop you seem to have a problem.

I have no legs. Shame on you. Bully.

I can smell a grilled carp. Time for dinner!!
http://garciniacambogiarevealed.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/finally-dinner-time.jpg

Use your fins @Neutrality

Pulling myself over steps? Forget it. I have my dignity *sinks into a lake*

so it's noble carp huh.
i want to eat it raw or add to some medicinal plants.
but let's wait first till it evolve.
@Neutrality aren't you a sahagin carp? you're still acting cute?

Grilled carp looks good....https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/grilled-carp-fillets-cutting-board-34498316.jpg Won't you consider sacrificing yourself? It's all for the advancement of taste buds..

@kfahad The carp evolves into a dragon. I don't really think you can handle it...

@Neutrality wake up already you are a sahagin carp, this guy is escaping reality huh.

And sacrifice my kawaii desu~? Never desu~!

What in the world is a Sahagin carp? Just curious @kfahad

A....typo carp?

this is a sahagin tuna
https://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/thumb.php?f=High_school_dxd_v13_057.jpg&width=300
now imagine a sahagin carp.

If I wasn't actually a potato I would be offended.

....new nytemare materials. Gee, thanx.

@kfahad ...That tuna resembles a magikarp I know... Wait, doesn't that tuna look a lot like @Neutrality

@Neutrality So you're saying that you're a sahagin potato carp? o.O

I'm a lot of things >_>
A sahagin something is not one of them.

Ah so you're the yaoi reader! No wonder... @R3C4P linked your reading list in the thread.

right? but that carp is still escaping reality. and can't accept that he's a sahagin carp. now a days he's saying he's a potato.
can you believed it?

......I might have to ask one of the nurses to stay by my side while sleeping tonight...

Yuri tonight?!?! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm too lazy to make a reading list so.... ha!

So you asked @R3C4P to make you one. Amirite?

@LaDyViL take a picture of the nurse while doing (cough) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
now you can't sleep alone? i hope some sahagin potato carp visit your dream.

Ah I wish you'd send the video.... I'm quite interested. But don't forget to censor it...

Pfft...

.....I'll remember your names when I make my hit list.