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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. Zone Q11
      Zone Q11
      Yay~! Ruby!
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      2. akki
        akki
        A scythe is not a weapon I could imagine fighting with. She makes it look cool
        Mar 9, 2016
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      3. Miss Ruby
        Miss Ruby
        me?
        Mar 10, 2016
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      4. akki
        akki
        The avatar lol
        Mar 10, 2016
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    2. Little Dragon
      Little Dragon
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      2. Little Dragon
        Little Dragon
        You should watch it... I picked it out just for you. (Don't worry it's just a song)
        Mar 9, 2016
      3. akki
        akki
        Hahahahahahaha yeah.... HELL NO!
        Mar 9, 2016
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      4. Little Dragon
        Little Dragon
        awwwwww. Well okay then. I'll be back later then with new ways to express my undying devotion. Until then, sweetie.
        Mar 9, 2016
    3. akki
      akki
      yah...huh...wha...aye...oh...yea...
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      3. Poor_Hero
        Poor_Hero
        |▽//)
        Mar 9, 2016
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      4. akki
        akki
        randomness
        Mar 9, 2016
      5. Poor_Hero
        Poor_Hero
        I... thought of something pervert development... *run away*
        Mar 9, 2016
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    4. akki
      akki
      An opportunity missed ~ gutted!
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      3. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        Heh, didn't been in that thread in a long time.
        Mar 8, 2016
      4. Nimbus
        Nimbus
        Oh, the katana?
        Mar 8, 2016
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      5. akki
        akki
        Yep. Death by chrissie (girl in avatar lol) would have been good
        Mar 8, 2016
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    5. akki
      akki
      I've got blisters on my fingers!
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      3. akki
        akki
        @Yukkuri Oniisan haha none of the above. It's a mysterious blister of unknown origin
        Mar 8, 2016
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      4. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        What hand?
        Mar 8, 2016
      5. akki
        akki
        Mar 8, 2016
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    6. Nimbus
      Nimbus
      Vincit qui se vincit.
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      2. akki
        akki
        Any particular reason you chose this for my profile
        Mar 8, 2016
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      3. Nimbus
        Nimbus
        Couldth not think of something more fitting. Mental coin flip.
        Mar 8, 2016
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      4. akki
        akki
        Hahahaha I like it
        Mar 8, 2016
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    7. akki
      akki
      I needs me a chocolate factory ~ good night
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      3. Nimbus
        Nimbus
        Havest a pleasant night.
        Mar 8, 2016
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      4. Chiaroscuro
        Chiaroscuro
        Night~
        Mar 8, 2016
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      5. TheGirlWhoWearsGlasses
        Mar 8, 2016
    8. akki
      akki
      Soshite bouya wa nemuri ni tsuita, Ikizuku hai no naka no honoo, Hitotsu futatsu to, Ukabu fukurami itoshii yokogao
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      2. Satan
        Satan
        Baka onichan nikonikon nii wa desu chan koro wa
        Mar 7, 2016
      3. Asf
        Asf
        Chooshi shi sugi
        Mar 7, 2016
    9. akki
      akki
      tired, cold, in pain ~ g'night
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      3. Risus
        Risus
        Sleep well, brudren.
        Mar 7, 2016
      4. Poor_Hero
        Poor_Hero
        take care of your health :( ah, night...
        Mar 7, 2016
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      5. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        G'Night.
        Mar 7, 2016
    10. akki
      akki
      cut, splice & meld. how great would that be
      1. Poor_Hero and Nimbus like this.
      2. Evil
        Evil
        Depends on target.
        Mar 6, 2016
      3. Nimbus
        Nimbus
        Photoshop?
        Mar 6, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        @Nimbus parts of the mind over years
        Mar 6, 2016
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    11. Poor_Hero
      Poor_Hero
      pay respect to the elder |▽//) tee hee ε===(っ≧ω≦)っ
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      2. akki
        akki
        Elder is blessed to have such a respectable junior
        Mar 6, 2016
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    12. akki
      akki
      undone
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      3. Poor_Hero
        Poor_Hero
        (─‿‿─) this one is cute too...
        Mar 6, 2016
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      4. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        Mar 6, 2016
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      5. akki
        akki
        Mar 6, 2016
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    13. erichninja
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      2. akki
        akki
        Aye that it is. Btw did you start doing the translating you were on about?
        Mar 6, 2016
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      3. erichninja
        erichninja
        Yes first chapter out second not sure when
        Mar 6, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        Oh cool. Which novel is it?
        Mar 6, 2016
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    14. akki
      akki
      this
      1. Nimbus and Poor_Hero like this.
      2. CDLevit
        Mar 6, 2016
      3. akki
        akki
        On going from previous statuses
        Mar 6, 2016
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      4. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        K.
        Mar 6, 2016
    15. akki
      akki
      want
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      3. LivingCorpse
        LivingCorpse
        I think he's serious... but that's really came out of nowhere
        Mar 6, 2016
      4. Random
        Random
        -_- im still here ya know...and yes i was serious
        Mar 6, 2016
      5. akki
        akki
        @Random been this way for a while I'm surprised you didn't know
        Mar 6, 2016
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    16. akki
      akki
      I
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      3. Risus
        Risus
        @akki it's from beelzebub~
        Mar 5, 2016
      4. hayyan
        hayyan
        Ok shit I forgot i commented here......I was too buzy gambling with the bot :|
        Mar 6, 2016
      5. akki
        Mar 6, 2016
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    17. Zone Q11
      Zone Q11
      Heya there! Do you have Discord and want to play a Game?
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      2. akki
        akki
        im a noob at rpg games. haven't played for a specific reason. could give it a try I guess
        Mar 5, 2016
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      3. Nimbus
        Nimbus
        It is super simplified. Pick a character.
        Mar 5, 2016
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      4. akki
        akki
        go with fire mage then
        Mar 5, 2016
    18. akki
      akki
      annoying ~ sigh
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      2. akki
        akki
        what kind?
        Mar 5, 2016
      3. Nimbus
      4. akki
        akki
        dropping zhu xian now
        Mar 5, 2016
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    19. akki
      akki
      Tired!
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      2. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        Make yourself a tea lol.
        Thanks for the 3800th like tho.Have one back.
        Mar 5, 2016
      3. akki
        akki
        Waaaaah tea? Never heard anyone say I need my morning tea before I wake up lol
        Mar 5, 2016
      4. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        I can't wake up w/o one.
        Mar 6, 2016
    20. Poor_Hero
      Poor_Hero
      huh? why male avatar? o.o
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      3. Poor_Hero
        Poor_Hero
        @Aszure sorry if I answer it that way ^^;
        Mar 4, 2016
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      4. akki
        akki
        Mar 4, 2016
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      5. Aszure
        Aszure
        nah, my comment seems pretty rude when not knowing what i meant :3
        Mar 4, 2016
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    Gender:
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    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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