akki
Joined:
Jan 9, 2016
Messages:
13,855
Likes Received:
57,651
Trophy Points:
639
Reading List:
Link

Awarded Medals 1

Gender:
Male
Home Page:
Location:
Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor
Occupation:
[ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]

akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      Weird dream #1 [✔]
    2. akki
      akki
      Dammit bieber why are you ruining Ozzy for me
      1. Poor_Hero likes this.
      2. Reginald Twistleton
        Reginald Twistleton
        He must have finished with destroying my eardrums and started with the next best thing.
        Mar 13, 2016
    3. akki
      akki
      another minor injury huh, getting tired of this
      1. Poor_Hero likes this.
      2. Risus
        Risus
        Huh?
        Mar 13, 2016
      3. Poor_Hero
        Poor_Hero
        akki, do you need to go to doctor? get well soon... ⊙﹏⊙
        Mar 13, 2016
        akki likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Mar 13, 2016
        Poor_Hero likes this.
    4. akki
      akki
      Is Zero no Tsukaima worth watching?
      1. Poor_Hero likes this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        Yep you saved yourself from a lot of stress
        *watched the anime and it was typical harem garbage*
        But with a lot of violence towards the MC.
        Mar 13, 2016
        Novelty likes this.
      4. nikomaru
        nikomaru
        yeah, there a tank & fighter plane in the middle-end of series
        Mar 13, 2016
      5. Novelty
        Novelty
        Nope. This novel is basically the progenitor of the all the lousy abusive tsundere, dense guy with harem, sword and magic fantasy and transport to another world garbage novels you can find out there. It basically made these tropes popular.
        Mar 13, 2016
        akki likes this.
    5. akki
      akki
      So many dreams last night yet can't remember a single one, tis weird. Good morning everyone
      1. Poor_Hero, episod3ux and Nimbus like this.
      2. Nimbus
        Nimbus
        Bids thee good morrow.
        Mar 13, 2016
        akki likes this.
      3. Ryuubii
        Ryuubii
        You're not alone in this
        Mar 13, 2016
        akki likes this.
      4. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        G'morning...2h of sleep and didn't dream anything :3
        Mar 13, 2016
    6. akki
      akki
      Completely failing.........but me can't get angry
      1. Poor_Hero likes this.
      2. Little Dragon
        Little Dragon
        Failure is the first step towards success.
        Mar 12, 2016
    7. akki
      akki
      *shivers*
      1. Poor_Hero likes this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. akki
        akki
        Mar 12, 2016
        Poor_Hero likes this.
      4. Nimbus
        Nimbus
        This One is too free to continue so let us stop hither.
        Mar 12, 2016
        Poor_Hero likes this.
      5. akki
        akki
        ryokai
        Mar 12, 2016
        Poor_Hero likes this.
    8. akki
      akki
      Refreshingly yawning, feels nice for a change. Have a good morning, afternoon, evening & night everyone
      1. Poor_Hero likes this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. akki
        akki
        Haha it's morning hero, no sleeping now
        Mar 12, 2016
        Poor_Hero likes this.
      4. Poor_Hero
        Poor_Hero
        then, taking a nap, akki ⊙﹏⊙
        Mar 12, 2016
        akki likes this.
      5. akki
        akki
        Hah no, I'm yawning but feel energetic. It's confusing lol
        Mar 12, 2016
        Poor_Hero likes this.
    9. Ldyrdy
      Ldyrdy
      i thought you were sleeping orz...
      1. akki
        akki
        I was going to. Yawned myself awake somehow
        Mar 12, 2016
        Poor_Hero likes this.
      2. Ldyrdy
        Ldyrdy
        go to sleep~
        Mar 12, 2016
      3. akki
        akki
        Nah if I sleep now the same thing will happen 2moz. I'll stay awake tonight. Break this pattern
        Mar 12, 2016
        Poor_Hero likes this.
    10. akki
      akki
      Tired of yawning, need to sleep for a long, long time. Night
      1. Poor_Hero and Nimbus like this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. akki
        akki
        Aye have fun. You know if it's possible.
        Mar 11, 2016
        Poor_Hero likes this.
      4. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        We both know it's not.This place became stale lately.
        Mar 11, 2016
      5. akki
        akki
        It's cool. It's just another thing to take some time out of my ever boring days
        Mar 11, 2016
        Poor_Hero likes this.
    11. akki
      akki
      An off/reverse switch for everything.....if only.
      1. Nimbus and Poor_Hero like this.
    12. akki
      akki
      Good mmmoorrr-*yawn*-nnniinnng all
      1. Nimbus and Poor_Hero like this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        Morning shounen.
        Mar 11, 2016
      4. Animester
        Animester
        Morning coffee-mate..*serves hot coffee to @akki *
        Mar 11, 2016
        akki likes this.
      5. akki
        akki
        *accepts & drinks coffee*
        Thanks coffee-mate @Animester
        Mar 11, 2016
        Nimbus and Poor_Hero like this.
    13. akki
      akki
      Sorry ruby, chrissie's back
      1. Zone Q11, Nimbus and Poor_Hero like this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. Zone Q11
        Zone Q11
        T.T Welp, nothing lasts forever...
        Mar 12, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        Yup. Now she's been replaced with erza. They're taking shifts
        Mar 12, 2016
      5. akki
        akki
        And chrissie is back. Feels weirded without this one
        Mar 12, 2016
    14. akki
      akki
      T T R L M A
      1. raven
        raven
        What???????????????????????????????????????????????????
        Mar 10, 2016
      2. akki
        akki
        Hmm I'm not sure anymore. Probz not important
        Mar 10, 2016
        Nimbus likes this.
    15. Chiaroscuro
      Chiaroscuro
      While im away it seemed that something happened between u and @Little Dragon
      1. View previous comments...
      2. akki
        akki
        Loving one who loves another, will always result in [REJECTION] cool poem though
        Mar 10, 2016
        Nimbus and Little Dragon like this.
      3. Little Dragon
        Little Dragon
        Thanks. I suppose this is what they mean by 'If you love something, let it go'. But know I shall always be waiting for you.
        Mar 10, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        Hahahaha okay lol
        Mar 10, 2016
        Nimbus likes this.
    16. Nimbus
      Nimbus
      δῶς μοι πᾶ στῶ καὶ τὰν γᾶν κινάσω
      1. Zone Q11, Poor_Hero and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Like and respect
        Mar 10, 2016
        Poor_Hero and Nimbus like this.
      3. Zone Q11
        Zone Q11
        [Present. Stage]
        Mar 10, 2016
        Nimbus and akki like this.
    17. akki
      akki
      gna close my eyes for a bit. Yup just closing my eyes. Not falling asleep no. Nope, nu-uh, definitely not
      1. Nimbus and Poor_Hero like this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. Ryuubii
        Ryuubii
        @Nimbus they stalk you when you walk through cross roads, and they will make trucks run over you while whispering devilish things to your ears
        Mar 10, 2016
        Nimbus likes this.
      4. Nimbus
        Nimbus
        @Ryuubii wherefore art thou copying this One's title?
        Mar 10, 2016
        akki likes this.
      5. Ryuubii
        Ryuubii
        What? Is that your title? I actually never knew your title's meaning
        Mar 10, 2016
        Nimbus likes this.
    18. akki
      akki
      to say the words....and give it no meaning....how great would that be....Night all
      1. Nimbus likes this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. Little Dragon
        Little Dragon
        Night, my love.
        Mar 10, 2016
      4. Nimbus
        Nimbus
        ?
        Mar 10, 2016
        akki likes this.
      5. akki
        akki
        Don't ask
        Mar 10, 2016
        Nimbus likes this.
    19. Little Dragon
      Little Dragon
      I like the new look, honey bear. I liked the old look too.
      1. View previous comments...
      2. akki
        akki
        Mar 9, 2016
        Zone Q11 and Nimbus like this.
      3. Nimbus
        Nimbus
        Might be because he wrote something.
        Mar 9, 2016
        akki likes this.
      4. Little Dragon
        Little Dragon
        Ah, my love has ignored me. My love has rejected me. I shall never love again.
        Mar 10, 2016
        Zone Q11 likes this.
    20. akki
      akki
      Everyone is entitled to their own sorrow, for the heart has no metrics or forms of measure. And all of it... irreplaceable.
      1. Little Dragon
        Little Dragon
        I can sympathize. My one true love has rejected me.
        Mar 9, 2016
        Poor_Hero likes this.
  • Loading...
  • Loading...
  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Home Page:
    http://forum.novelupdates.com/blogs/author/akki.8743
    Location:
    Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor
    Occupation:
    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

    Signature

    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
    Glossary Of Terms
    FAQ
  • Loading...