Comments on Profile Post by Shem

U praise urself...?

@Emy.

hurhur

Hurhur @Sleight why not?

Btw... bottles sucks... cans are so much better!!

Praise the bottle \o\

´-´

@Shem... yeah... its not like im the only guy out there who thinks hes fucking handsome... right @Emy.?

I'm gorgy

Praise the @Bottle /o/

Praise The Can!!

I'm ugly `-`

@Shem... u just praised urself and now u say ur ugly... *sigh*... women... :D

Nai. I always see myself as an ugly fucker :v

@Emy. Do something!! @Shem is ur imouto waifu!!

Btw... does imouto mean little sister...? Just checking...

yeah , imouto means little sister

`-`
she'll kill me if I say she's cute or something

@Emy... @Shem is cute...

Not ded yet...

I would be ded if I say >_>

@Shem probably sees it like this... @Emy. says im cute = he wants sex... (jk)

.........*eyetwitches* ^_^

*hugs and caresses my imouto waifu head*

*eye twitching intensifies*

m(._.)m sowwy

@Emy... at this rate u will be virgin for life...even if u have a waifu...

`-`

I dunno what that means... does that mean ur shocked or ur just staring blankly...?

`-`

I can't die like that even if i wanna mate

@Emy. are u implying that @Shem will jump u the moment u meet in rl...?

`-` that would be nice

@Shem jumping on u or @Shem "jumping" on u...?

Just jumping , no need for that kind of "jumping"

Masochist...

I would catch her before she would hit me from jumping on me, you realize that, right?

I meant that @Shem would be jumping on u... u realize that... right..?

I said not that kind of jumping `-`

What kind of jumping...? I meant the non-sexual kind tho...

Like... @Shem jumping on ur back with the intention of breaking it... i meant that kind of jumping @Emy.

`-` as in the her jumping to me for a hug, initiating her....

Not any kind of pervy jump or me being a trampoline

But im sure @Shem would enjoy using u as a trampoline... in the sexual and non-sexual way...

:\/ please dig my pit even more deeper mate....

Thank you, now go fap to some porn or hentai

I will...